Archive for September, 2003

Men

Ok I just don’t get it. I am a great girl. I swear to you. I mean, I have more good days than not-so-good days, I treat men right. I respect men, I am a sweetie to them, I dress nice, I look good. I am a good girl. So why the bad luck??? Why do I have bad luck with men??

I was supposed to go on a date…. and the dude doesn’t call and cancel, he just doesn’t show up. So not fair. And another guy was supposed to go out with me on Tuesday and the fucker just quit writing me. I don’t even exist to him anymore. What did I do wrong? He approached me, I always let a guy call or write me first. He writes me, we do great. And then…. nothing. Even if I initiate an online letter or something…. nothing. It’s like I have turned invisible.

I have decided to make a top 50 list of things not to do if you want to go out with me. This was inspired by a dear Boston man in the chatroom who recently had his birthday.

THINGS NOT TO DO ON A DATE WITH ME

50. Show up late.
49. Dress in your McDonald’s uniform when you pick me up.
48. Adjust your cds before opening the car door for me.
47. Throw cats.
46. Call me repeatedly after a bad date.
45. Call me repeatedly after I block your number.
44. Ask me if you can explore me.
43. Call me the wrong name.
42. Call me the wrong name all night.
41. Tell me I owe you sex after an expensive meal.
40. Chew with your mouth open.
39. Make me order water to save money.
38. Order for me.
37. Wag your 1 inch cock in my face.
36. Ignore me before we ever go out.
35. Tell me you are out of toilet paper in your house.
34. Try to finger me in the car 5 minutes after we meet.
33. Tell me to smell your fingers when I meet you, and it smells like ass.
32. Treat me like a sexual object because you think I am so beautiful.
31. Tell me you are going to fly down to see me, then never hear from you again.
30. We cuddle together to a movie and you fall asleep snoring.
29. When I say no, assume it means yes.
28. Tell me you want to do the 69 after just meeting me.
27. Make me pay for the gas in your car since we are traveling 5 extra miles.
26. When I want to cuddle to a movie, pop in a porno.
25. If I invite you in to use the bathroom, come out butt naked.
24. Tell me you only wanted to date me because I remind you of your own sister.
23. Leave a waitress a 35 cent tip.
22. Force me to listen to music I hate.
21. Forget to wear underwear.
20. Drive to a completely-secluded spot at 2am on a first date to scare me.
19. Steal silverware from the restaurant.
18. Steal silverware from my house.
17. Go through my panty drawer when I am in the bathroom.
16. Sniff my vibrators when I am in the bathroom.
15. Try to pry open the door when I am IN the bathroom.
14. Tell all your friends you fucked me when you didn’t.
13. Throw your truck keys in the ocean so I have to spend more time with you.
12. Drop me off in the street at 1am cause I won’t fuck you.
11. Shove your tongue down my throat and choke me.
10. Have green stuff on your teeth from your lunch.
9. Grip my ass the minute you meet me…and leave it there… all day.
8. Expect sex from me, just because I am a phone sex operator.
7. Cut part of my hair when I am cuddling with you, so you can keep a memoir.
6. Steal my dirty panties.
5. Ask me for a second date before we are done with the first terrible one.
4. Lead me on to believe we are going out, then change your mind without a word.
3. Stand me up.
2. Call me a slut if I sleep with you.
1. Call me a slut if I don’t sleep with you.

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I didn’t get a chance to go jogging today or yesterday cause my blisters on my feet are still healing…. for those who care…. lol

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Shoutouts:
An hour long hypnosis call with my sexy New Hampshire sweetie (no he didn’t fall asleep this time) hee hee but apparently the spell from last time worked, had a hot quickie with my Sacramento bartender strapon slut, a wonderful call with my charming prince who was my sweet daddy, had an hour long stepfather/daughter call with a total sexy man who had his way with his naughty little girl.

Date with a virgin

Current Wardrobe: long-sleeved black loose fitting shirt with drawstrings on the top, and a long black chiffon skirt with flowers on the left side with a slit up the leg, black panties

I wanted to thank the four or five people who made sweet comments about my journal entries, I appreciate it and you have no idea how happy it makes me to know that there are some decent people who like me being a bit personal in here… this is for you guys.

I had a date with Junior today. I woke up at noon, got dressed, and he called at 12:15 to pick him up from the busstop where he got dropped off. Thankfully it was close enough to my house where I was able to pick him up without worrying about my expired car insurance. First impressions: he looked like your average college kid. LOL. Very cute and huggable. I picked him up, and we drove to the grocery store where I picked up some Skyy Blue for us (he was only 19 so I had to pay for the drinks) and we went to my apartment and hung out and ordered pizza from Godfathers. We sat and chatted, he told me about his obsession with the movie and comic books “The Crow” and I discussed my obsession with butterflies, dragonflies, and things that fly. Amazing… a crow is a bird with wings…. and I have an obsession with flying. So far so good. We decided to take a dip in the pool, I put on my little black velvet bikini and we went swimming, and my top kept coming off in the pool, I swear it was not my fault. And then we decided to go in the enclosed hot tub spa for a private little foot rub. He saw the blisters on my feet from the other day on the treadmill, so he rubbed them for me.

Now, keep in mind, Junior is 19 years old. And I swear to you, he is a virgin. He has never even KISSED a girl. Never even felt up a girl. Never even saw a girl naked. Nothing. Never even smoked. Never drank. Never did ANYTHING. I swear, I corrupted him. And no, I am not a slut. But what I did was well… devious.

I took my top off in the hot tub, showed him his first pair of breasts. The look on his face was well……. pure astonishment. His eyes rolled back and for a second, I swear I think he fainted. I brought him closer and rubbed his face between my breasts so he could feel them against his cheeks. He was speechless with his mouth wide open. I put my top back on, I had just wanted to give him a preview. I started to get REALLY hot in the hot tub, so I told him I was going to cool off in the pool, and he told me he would be there shortly. (I assume he has a massive hard on and was waiting for it to go down in his shorts before getting up). I sat on the steps of the pool for a good 5 minutes before he showed up. LOL we started talking some more, and decided to go back in my apartment and put on some dry clothes.

I put on some dry clothes and we were sitting on the sofa, and I was laying with my head on his lap looking up at him with my legs dangling off the arm rest and he kept staring into my eyes completely speechless. Like he was completely shocked that I had just let him see my breasts. LOL. He kept looking at my face for the longest time, then started looking at my lips. He had never ever ever kissed a girl before…. and then all of a sudden, I see him darting at my face, slobbering my mouth with his tongue, shoving it down the back of my throat and choking me. yikes. ok. ahem. I told him to slow down. Then I started whispering directions on how to kiss. “First, you kiss with your mouth closed….” and we started kissing soft dry kisses. “Then you kiss with your mouth slightly parted open…” and we started doing that. “Then you start breathing into each other’s mouth slightly and tease each others lips.” … we did that… then I said “Then we play with each other’s tongues.” and boy, he learned fast. All he needed was some instruction.

I will never forget the next words that came out of his mouth. “May I explore you?”

I didn’t know whether to blow him off or think it was cute. So I took it as cute since he was so new at this. I said, sure. LOL I let him rub my tits and my ass a little bit. I started rubbing my hands on the back of his neck, on his legs, and his arms… and he wet in his pants like 3 times. I grabbed his crotch, just out of curiousity so I could feel the size and his pants were soaked. Poor guy.

He asked me if I would make love to him.

This was something I was unprepared for. I mean, I just met this guy. What I had done is more than enough for any man on a first date, and plus, he had never even had the pleasure of a kiss before. LOL…. so I said to him: “You have a choice. You can sleep with me and have it be impersonal and meaningless casual sex. Or… you can value your virginity and save it for someone special in your life who you want to share a relationship with. Whatever you choose will not hurt my feelings. A boy will say yes. A gentleman will say no.”

He thought long and hard, and his cock was throbbing. And there must have been a 5 minute silence before he said “I think I better say no.” I was proud of him. I felt really good that he said no. I think he will make a lucky lady very happy one day. But at least I gave him a cheap thrill.

So I left him hard, throbbing, and very wet pants.

Shoutouts:
A hot awesome call with my prince charming who let me reinact my date with Junior with him in the hot tub, a kick ass sissy-pantyboy call with a silky shirt wearing boy, my sweet cowboy pampered my feet and my pussy mmmmm, had a cool roleplay with my drama teacher professior and I was his college student on stage with an audience, also had an awesome call with my arizona pantyboy who cums over and over while his wife fucks another man and he wears her panties, and I got to cut a sexy man’s (well, he was a girl) long hair and turn him into a girl dyke.

is it Thursday ALREADY?

Current Wardrobe: baby blue t-shirt with a white butterfly, white hiphugger knit TIGHT pants, white g-string

You know, sometimes I think I put too much of my personal life in my journal. I think I may slow it down. So many people seem to judge me or make comments to me like “you’re a slut for sleeping on the first date.” You know what?? I am a phone slut, that’s for sure. But in real life, I do have respect for myself, so save it.

I am dating… I am dating a LOT of people… still looking for the right connection. But I am going to stop talking about my dates for a bit, cause it is very personal to me about what goes on. And I don’t like it constantly rubbed rudely in my face by strangers. Sorry it’s true, this is my journal and I am just saying what I feel.

SOOOOOORRREEEE FEET!!!!!!!!
I went to the gym today at my apartment complex (was barefoot) and I was running on the treadmill and I have blisters the size of quarters on my feet. Someone rub my feet pretty please *pouts*. Next time I will wear socks and tennis shoes. I also went to the grocery store, bought some more fruit, some chicken caesar salad already prepared by the deli, and I even bought something called Vanilla Milk Bath that you put in the bathtub and soak in it. I think I will take a long, two hour bath tonight after I log out from work… or if my phone would reach (my cordless is dead right now) I would take the phone with me into the bathtub. My feet ache, they need some major loving.

I do have a date tomorrow with a young 19 year old Hispanic student. He is young, too young for my taste, he’s like 2 years younger than me… but I will give him a fair chance. Whether or not I give details depends on how people treat me after reading my journal.

My sister came over to my house last night, we cooked some chicken tettrazzini and had some handmade alcoholic shakes: mint-chocolate chip ice cream mixed with french vanilla ice cream and magic shell, cookies and Milano cookies… all mixed in a blender, and mixed it with a few bottles of Skyy Blue and Crown Royal. It was delicious! Mmmmmm yummmmy

I have been having too much fun with my new clit pump, my huge double dong, and my various vibrators I bought from the porn shop. You have to hear these things, one of them gets VERY loud!

So the question remains……. do I stay personal in my journal? Or just give vague details?

Shoutouts:
Got raped hard and rough by my very mean neighbor, had a hot sister-in-law roleplay with my horny brother-in-law, a most wonderful call with a pantyboy, and a loving straight sweet call… mmmmmm nice!

hmmm

I took last night off, went on a date with a guy who lives an hour and a half away from me, he is an artist at a print shop and is in the family business. Nice guy, sweet date, lots of cuddling, but not really my type and I am not attracted to him in the least. So I thanked him for a good time and told him good luck with his next date.

I thought I was done with dating, but I have so so many dates lined on my calendar for the next month or so that I figured I would keep it up till I connect with someone.

Brad from the other night has totally blown me off. Tells me he is too busy to see me or call me. Which is fine, I certainly am not someone who requires attention all the time. But I hate being tossed like tissue paper. That stung. He fucks me, he leaves after 5 minutes, and then….. wa-la… gone like the wind.

But I am having fun… I am having a good time, and doing great!

Shoutouts:
Had a wonderful call with my Prince Charming who was my awesome dj in a kick ass club, had an awesome girly call with my Connecticut pantyboy, a sexy call with my schoolgirl slut, and had an insatiable romantic call with my St. Louis lover and my brand new clit pump!

I finally got laid (twice)

Ok, I am bad. I decided to go on two more dates over the past two days, that’s why I have been gone at weird hours. It’s ok, this time one of them was great!

Date #1
Eric. Nice guy, kinda short, only 5″3, we went to the San Diego beach, went to Denny’s - I had to pay. He still lives with his parents and has no job. He got fired from 7 jobs for different things, all of which he says is not his fault. Anyway, I was super horny… and he was friendly. So I slept with him. His dick was only 1.5 inches and that is being generous. He was as thick around as my pinky finger. No fucking joke. I was super horny though, so I let him fuck me. The next day he wanted to see me again and I said no thanks. He tried the “left my hat at your place” routine and I didn’t fall for it. I said bye bye… good luck with someone else. Maybe someone else likes short itty bitty baby dicks, not me. I regret it. But… since I didn’t feel it, does it still count?

Date #2
FINALLY!!! A wonderful date!!!!!!
I promised him I would not use his name, since he knows about my journal. So I will call him “Brad” since it kinda sounds like his name anyway. He came over to my apartment, instant chemistry. Nice gentleman. Opened the car door for me, so sweet. We drove around EVERYWHERE for a place that was open. We eventually found a diner in San Diego that was open 24 hours. We hit it off instantly. We talked about my job, some of my experiences, we talked about his love for cars and punk music, he has some interesting tattoos, which totally turns me on. He is kind of a bad boy and is on parole. But he is so hot, so sweet, such a gentleman, paid for our milkshakes and my wonderful ice cream sundae. We drove back to my place, watched a few music videos in my living room, and one thing led to another. I didn’t want to sleep with him on a first date, especially after my horrible date last night and all the previous ones before. But I REALLY had a good feeling about him. He was so amazing. Anyway, we took it into my bedroom… we made love …. and it was so passionate. So sexy, so hot. And he told me to talk to him like he was a customer on the phone and talk dirty to him. So I did. God that made him so excited. LOL… the THINGS he did with his mouth. Mmmmmm…. Holy shit. Anyway, I will be seeing him again, I know it. I really hit it off with him!!!!

Shoutouts:
Had a funny call with a cuckold boy and his itty bitty 4 inch cock, I sucked a realistic cock for my Sacramento sweetie, got to be a dirty-flithy slut for my very HOT Master who made me cum many times, had a wonderful sexual vanilla call, came 5 times with my three-click boy yummmy, had a hot hour with a man behind iron sooo sexy too, had an amazing hour with a sexy New Hampshire man who passed out during hypnosis after cumming and never woke up - I had a great time feeding lines to him while he slept though hee hee bet he woke up refreshed, had a wonderful threesome call with my bat boy and Megan, had a stimulating and entrancing orgy with one new hypnosis caller, had a BLAST with my strapon slut bartender in a threesome with August, had some sexy cum with my wonderful Chicago sweetie, had a fun roleplay as a doctor with my obedient patient, and last but not least…. an UNBELIEVALE time with my charming prince who let me give him erotic torture till it made him explode like never before!

I give up

Current Wardrobe: black bra and black panties

I got all dressed up for my newest blind date. Black bra, black panties, see-thru dark purple overshirt, lavender skirt…. and then he called and said he changed his mind.

He fucking stood me up.

I mean it, I give up. No more dating for at least a month. This is driving me crazy!!!

Oops, I Did It Again

Current Wardrobe: White t-shirt, black biker shorts, black panties, white sports bra, white socks, white tennis shoes (Just got back jogging…)

I confess. I went on a date last night with someone else. That’s why you guys couldn’t reach me until midnight. I figured, hey, nothing could be worse than the LAST date I just had.

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I saw seen this ad in the personals section:

“Sweet white 32 yr. old gentleman looking for an uninhibited lady for a great time. I am looking for single white female between 18-25 and who has never been married. I just want someone to have some fun with. I am looking for a girl to hang with - without the emotional attachments. Call Jack at XXX-XXXX”
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I figured - hey! I want that in a guy! So I called him up and we agreed to go on a date that night (yesterday).

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The Date—-
He comes to my apartment complex in his black Ford F-150 on time, I didn’t have to wait, he was very prompt. I thought, this is a good start. He asks where I want to eat, and I told him about a little Italian restaurant I liked. He said it sounded great and we drove there. So far so good. He opens the truck door for me. Good. He opens the restaurant door for me, good. He gives me a menu, tells me to pick anything. WOW. Love him already. He compliments me many many many times. Great great great.

We talk about California, my move, we talk about my apartment, my clothes, my friends, my favorite things to do, etc etc… he showed interest in me. He told me some things about him, and we had a lot in common.

Then he asked me what I did for a living. I told him I did phone sex and was very good at it, and I am not ashamed of what I do. I was afraid he would judge me (like most people do when they find out.) He smiled and told me to tell him things I did on the phone, so I told him a little bit without giving too many details. He got really into it and was very interested. We continued talking all through the meal and he showed lots of interest in my job.

We decided to walk along the beach (held hands) for a bit, and it was so beautiful! We laid back, watched the sunset… and stayed out there till night fall, just talking and having fun. Finally, he drove me home, I got out and he walked me to my front door. He leaned in to kiss me on the cheek, and I let him. I started to get my keys and he asked “Mind if I come in for a bit?” I told him I’d rather not, but I did tell him I liked him. Then he asked “Well can I go use the restroom before I go?” and I said sure. So I let him inside. I sat on the sofa and waited for him to come out of the bathroom. And when he did, you will not believe what happened.

He came out COMPLETELY naked. He was wearing nothing at all. NOTHING. I was horrified and shocked. Everything had gone so great, why this?? He started kissing me and I told him to get off and he said “But you know you want this, that’s why you do phone sex.” I told him no again and he said “So after I treated you so good, gave you an expensive meal, and treated you like a gentleman, you aren’t going to suck my dick?” I was speechless.

Then he said, “Fine, I will go home and fuck my wife. At least SHE will give me some pussy.” Then he left just like that.
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Ok…. did I miss something?????? Everything had gone SO perfect. And then THAT. AND he was married?!?! What the FUCK?! Call me stupid, but I have another date tomorrow night. If that doesn’t go well either, then I am taking a dating break.

Shoutouts:
One very sweet caller made me fuck my ass with a huge thick cucumber and it made me cum soo hard, then my most amazing concert boy shared his love with Aerosmith with me on the floor and we fucked hard hard hard!

My reply to the apartment complaint

The following is an actual copy of what I sent to the manager.

This is regarding the following notice:
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To: Apt. #X

This is just a friendly reminder that this is a family complex and there was one complaint called in regarding adult material being viewed on your computer. The complaint was regarding when your blinds are open and it can be seen from the walkway along your apartment. Please be cautious when the blinds are in the open position, that your neighbors can also see what you are seeing.

Thank you,
The XXXXXXXXX Management Team
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To XXXXXXXX Management -
I would like to make a counter-complaint.

I am filing a complaint to whoever was snooping through my windows. That is an invasion of privacy. My computer was not facing the window. It was faced against the wall (not in front of the window) and you have to look at an angle and LOOK to have seen my computer. Secondly, I keep all the lights off in my home and do not draw attention from the outside.Thirdly, I sleep during the day so what I do in my house is done at night - I doubt 7 year olds are running around at 4 in the morning to see adult material on my computer. Fourthly, I have not disobeyed any apartment complex rules, so there was no reason for them to complain. I am a quiet tenant, I mind my own business, and I don’t complain when kids are screaming in the pool, or men are screaming over their football games. There should be no reason for people to complain about what I do (legally and quietly) in my own apartment. In the meantime, to avoid neighbors who have too much time on their hands, I went ahead and moved my desk opposite to the window to better suit the “family complex”. In the event someone complains about adult material being visible off the reflection of my eyeglasses being seen from the outside, please tell them to mind their own business.

I suppose this means that if I see someone watching Cinemax in the middle of the night that I can file a complaint too.

Regards,
Apt. #X

The blind date, etc.

Ok, went on the blind date the other day with Greg and the truth is, I didn’t feel like writing about it. It was just awful. I figured I would wait a day and give details once I had calmed down a bit. I SWEAR I never thought I was that picky, but I got to tell you, I have to have some sort of standard with these assholes. Here is a little list of things he did on our date, that were just unacceptable.

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Mistake #1
He called me the wrong name.

Mistake #2
He called me the wrong name all night.

Mistake #3
He spent more time looking at the prices on the menu than the food. (The place was NOT expensive and most meals were like 7 bucks, gee). I wanted to order an eight-dollar steak and he said I could only get it if I ordered water to drink. Dude. Just let me pay for it. I want the freaking steak.

Mistake #4
Bad tipper.

Mistake #5
Didn’t open my car door.

Mistake #6
He didn’t even UNLOCK my door until he was sitting down, had put the face of his cd player on, put on his seatbelt, and had flipped through his cd book to find a cd.

Mistake #7
He talked the entire time. I mean, the ENTIRE time. I maybe said 5 sentences the whole night. I couldn’t even get a word in. He found out nothing about me. And yet, I could tell you about each of his 11 brothers and his whole life story.

Mistake #8
When he dropped me off back at my apartment, he had the fucking nerve to say, “So, are you going to invite me in so we can fuck or should we wait till tomorrow.” I told him not to hold his breath.

Mistake #9
He called me again last night.

Mistake #10
After I blocked his number, he called me from a payphone.

Mistake #11
After I blocked the payphone number, he called me from one of his brother’s house.

Mistake #12
After I blocked his brother’s phone number, he called me from ANOTHER brother’s house.

Mistake #13-21
Repeat number 12 over and over (no kidding, he has fucking 11 brothers and who knows where else he called from)

Mistake #22
He is still fucking call me.

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So enough about me, how are you all doing? LOL (sarcasm)… I am much better now, thank you. Some people do not take the fucking hint. I just don’t get it.

Shoutouts: Had so much fun with my sexy st. louis strapon slave lover xoxoxo, saw my sexy pantyboy marilyn on cam with his sexy red nightie and matching panties ymmmmy so pretty, had my lil bitch strapon slut bartender suck my hard strapon MY way, boy I love to blow this oral boy - had a wonderful hour with a pantyboy with his dummy pillow and a giant mouthful of cock, then later dressed him in his sexy schoolgirl outfit and made him suck a cock for the first time, had a short and fun catholic schoolgirl roleplay with a guy from the bus stop, I was girl next door with my arizona babe so cool, and last but certainly not least had a threesome with erika and my peeping tom window with one sexy man! WOOOOHOOO!

Someone complained about me in my apartment

OMG I can’t believe it… and I thought I was doing so good. Here is the letter I received…

To: Apt. #X

This is just a friendly reminder that this is a family complex and there was one complaint called in regarding adult material being viewed on your computer. The complaint was regarding when your blinds are open and it can be seen from the walkway along your apartment. Please be cautious when the blinds are in the open position, that your neighbors can also see what you are seeing.

Thank you,
The XXXXX Management Team

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I am shocked, I have been keeping the volume kind of low on my calls until I can get this apartment soundproofed, and people complain about what is on my computer?? OMG I am utterly shocked.

Dating Quiz

What kind of date am I? I took this quiz… are my answers…

1. What date would you most like to go on?
a. A candlelight dinner at a old fashioned Italian restaurant.
b. Getting on the back of your date’s motorcycle - and riding around up in the
mountains.
c. Going to the local carnival - riding the ferris wheel and playing games for
stuffed animals.
d. A poetry reading, followed up with a long discussion over lattes.
my answer: d

2. You’d prefer your date to first touch you…
a. by holding your hand
b. by grabbing you and twirling you around
c. by lightly caressing your back
d. by spanking you when you say something sassy
my answer: d

3. The perfect end to a date is…
a. A moonlight walk by the lake or ocean
b. Staying up until 3am, talking about life, love, and philosophy
c. Disco bowling, while betting who will get the most strikes
d. Waking up in Vegas together, the next morning
my answer: a

4. You would turn down a second date invite if…
a. He only seemed interested in a casual relationship
b. He didn’t walk you to your car or door on the first date
c. He wasn’t exciting or interesting enough
d. He didn’t make you laugh on the first date
my answer: d

5. It’s the day before a big date, and your best friend has surprised you
by springing for a pedicure. What do you want your toenails to look like?
a. Traditional red
b. Light pink or beige
c. Purple, with smiley face rinestones
d. Zebra striped
my answer: a

6. In your opinion, the perfect movie to rent for a third date is…
a. Shrek
b. Braveheart
c. Annie Hall
d. Casablanca
my answer: b

7. When you think about your dream guy proposing to you, how does it happen?
a. Down on one knee, after re-enacting your first date
b. In the middle of a discussion, after telling you how much he loves you
c. Right before you are going to tandem bungee jump over a bridge
d. On a surprise trip to Africa, while flying over the Atlantic ocean
my answer: b

8. If your guy were to surprise you with flowers, what kind would you like
them to be
?
a. Colorful tulips or wildflowers
b. Red roses
c. A venus fly trap
d. A potted tomato plant
my answer: b

My results:

You are a Romantic Date

Your dating philosophy?
“Date to fall in love”
You prefer your dates to lead you down a romantic path
If there’s no soulmate connection, you’re just wasting your time

What Kind of Date Are You?
Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life (and More
Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Dating

Current Wardrobe: Naked

Ok, I have to make this clear…. yes, I am dating again. In fact, I have a blind date Monday night. But please please please people stop asking me to go out with you. So much pressure to date people. It’s hard enough with the asshole dates I’ve had already. A lot of you jokingly ask to date me and that is ok, that’s kind of funny.

There are one or two of you who are like bringing on the major pressure. Please don’t. I don’t care if you say you are rich, great looking, are a gentleman, have a huge cock, and are great in bed, please stop pressuring me. You attract flies better with honey than vinegar. God I hate sounding mean, but with some people it’s like steering a bull. And with one particularly annoying guy I said “NO” flat out like a billion times and he STILL kept on. Be a gentleman, if I like you, I will say something.

On a positive note, things are going great at my apartment, I had a chance to meet the guys next door who were watching the Oregon/Arizona game. Totally sexy blonde surfers who were so nice. Too bad they had girlfriends. But it was cool to meet more neighbors.

Shoutouts:
Had two fun calls with my strapon slut with a HUGE strapon in his ass, had a surprising call out of nowhere with my Disney lover for an entire hour of pleasure, mmm a wonderful call with a rock hard boy, my sweet daddy let me be a slutty daughter, got to be a sexy sister-in-law soooo hot, had tons of fun with my sweet sexy pantyboy son, spent a whole hour with a sexy panty slave who was kind enough to send me pics (will update sissy wall soon), a ssseeeexxxy call with a charming man who stripped behind glass in a peep show, go to be a teasing cousin and flirted sooo cutely with one handsome cutie, had some awesome mutual masturbation with one cutie, and then… wow… I had a guy call who told me everything to do to myself and it was like erotic pain hurt soooo good. LOVED it all! You all rock!

Blind Date

Current Wardrobe: pink panties, baby blue t-shirt

Ok… went on the date with my sister’s boss. She hooked us up on a blind date. Again, what a disaster. I SWEAR to you guys but I am not that picky. He looked nice, seemed polite, and was a gentleman when he picked me up. But, yikes! He took me to San Diego to look at kittens since I want one really bad. Everything was going great… and then… bam… it’s like Dr. Jeckel/Mr. Hyde.

* he grabbed a kitten and threw it up and down in the air to see if it would land on its feet, and the poor kitten was so scared. I asked him to stop and it was like I was mute or something, he ignored me completely. Then he DROPPED the kitten (on purpose) and the poor kitten was terrified. He didn’t even feel bad.

* he listened to country music the whole time we were in his car. Like gross. Even when I asked him to pretty please change the channel, he said “no, this is my car.” gee…. aren’t you supposed to try to IMPRESS the date?

* he asked if I was hungry and of course I said yes, and I had gotten all dressed up to go to a fancy restaurant. But instead, he went to Carl Jr’s (a fast food restaurant) and ordered FOR me (he didn’t even ASK what I wanted) and we waited in the drive-thru. How rude of him to order something for me without asking me. I hated what he ordered.

… and I hated the guy.
That was truly a blind date from hell. Ugh!

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Thank God for all of you sweethearts for the wonderful cums!!! Sure made up for an annoying blind date!

Shoutouts:
had a sexy valley girl rape on an airplane with one manly steward, sister-in-law incest with a racer who snuck the call with his wife sleeping, a sporty pantyboy who loved his matress, played dressup with a girly boy who gave me a hot cum before my jog, shoved my arm in my anal boy’s ass and used the bowling pin too, had two sexy calls with my St. Louis lover - I am so in love xoxoxoxo, raped my strapon sacramento slave hard in his ass, had an hour with an obedient panty slave who sent me pics of him in panties too, teased and sucked a teasing pantyboy - wow, tied up and sat on a sexy bondage boy - hot cum, played with my Connecticut pantyboy and had so much fun!

California Girl!

Wow, I don’t even know where to start writing. I can’t even think of the right words to say that could possibly describe how I feel in my new apartment. Let me just start by saying that I absolutely LOVE it here! I loved the trip here, loved getting here, and love how I decorated the apartment as well…….

The Trip
I packed my bags in the car, ferried it over to west palm beach and took one last plane trip there to pick the car up… then drove all the way from WPB to the other side of the country right near San Diego, CA…. the trip out of Florida took like 10 hours and I took a nap near Tallahassee… then the next day drove through alabama, mississippi, and part of louisiana. There was less traffic than I expected cause of the holiday… but in Mobile, AL there was a lot of congestion, especially in the tunnel. I got a chance to see New Orleans for the first time, didn’t stop, but I got a chance to look over the bridge and it was so beautiful! Lousiana had a LOT of swamp land, I didn’t know there could BE that much! When I was in Lousiana, I stopped at Chili’s for a stiff drink and chatted with a few guys in the bar, very friendly guys. Then I napped in the parking lot for a few hours and rested. Texas was by far the longest drive…. it seemed like it never ended. Miles and miles of flat land…. and FINALLY I started to see mountains and I knew I was near New Mexico. I stopped in Texas about 5 hours from El Paso (Fort something was the town but I can’t remember) and slept at the Motel 6 and ate at a Mexican restaurant down the street. The men were so friendly and sweet, I was blown away with the hospitality! One of them bought me a strawberry margarita and said in return he wanted a kiss on the cheek. Well, you know me…. a little kiss? Sure! So I kissed him on the cheek and took the drink! His face simply lit up! I stayed at the motel that night, watched some tv, caught up on a LOT of much needed sleep. It is SO hard to sleep in the car sitting up.

My back hurt SOOO bad, so sleeping in the motel was a sigh of relief. I had my vibrator in my purse for a “cum emergency” and boy did I need it. I played with myself when I was in bed and came so hard I think I woke up the people next door. I went outside for a cigarette since it was a non-smoking room and there was this totally handsome guy outside smoking too and he told me that he heard me getting “excited” and I totally blushed. LOL… I just smiled and smoked with him and we talked about where we were headed… nothing too special. The trip into New Mexico was a sigh of relief. I was so tired of being in Texas that I screamed when I hit the border. I went to the New Mexico rest area and was amazed by the architecture and the outdoor fountain that was there, I was very impressed! And the people were friendly too! I kept getting stopped by the border patrol though to make sure I wasn’t smuggling people from the Mexican border… I got pulled over three times during the trip, once in New Mexico, once in Arizona, and once in California. When I got to Arizona, I couldn’t believe how much DESERT there was out there. I had never ever seen a cactus before… and OMG there were several stretches where there were just cactus plants as far as you could see. It felt like I was in a Wyatt Earp film or something. There was one point where there were no gas stations and I desperately needed gas and all the gas stations were out of business and I was BELOW empty and I kept praying and praying… and turned my radio and air conditioner off to save the engine from using too much gas… and FINALLY I saw a gas station and was soooo excited! I was impressed because the gas station also sold arts and crafts items and had murals on the walls and a guy was outside on the curb playing his guitar. I felt so at home there. And it was simply a gas station… the people there were so sweet and kind, one guy even washed my windows.

I called my sister when I was an hour away from California to tell her I was on my way to see her, and she told me that she had moved. What? My sister had moved??? OMG. She used to live in La Mesa, but had moved closer to Del Mar cause of her job. Thank goodness I called or else I would have been knocking on the wrong freaking door. So she gave me directions to see her and I drove like a bat out of hell to surprise her and see her and her new husband that I had never met. When I crossed the California border, I remember getting out of the car and screaming at the top of my lungs “I am in California!!!!” and I screamed till I couldn’t scream anymore. Thank goodness no one else was on the road. It really was deserted. Lots of desert in that area. I remember a huge sigh of relief, like I had made it home…. and I drove and drove… and stopped in El Centro to get some gas and was shocked at how the gas prices had shot up in the air from Arizona to California. Here, the gas is like $2.30 a gallon. Gee. Ouch. I bought gas and used the payphone to call my sister and tell her I was about an hour away and two sexy Hispanic guys approached me and said “Got any rolling papers?” and I told them I did… got off the phone, and thankfully had some papers in my car with my American Spirit tobacco (it comes with the tobacco when you get it in the can). The two guys grabbed me in a bear hug and sandwiched me in a hug! LMAO!!! What a warm welcome to California! I couldn’t believe it! The first people I had met in California hugged me to death hee hee.

Seeing My Sister
After turning on a few wrong roads from my sister’s husbands directions… I FINALLY made it to her new apartment. Her and her hubby met me in the middle of the street and I welcomed her by honking at her three times… I rolled down my window, made sure to turn up my cd player (oh did I mention I blew my right speaker when I was in Texas?) to be “cool” with loud hip hop music. She hugged me through the window, I tried to park the car, but I suck at parallel parking so my little sister got in my car and parked it for me. Thank God! I hugged her and kissed her and squeezed the hell out of her husband too. They offered me a place to sleep and I was soooo happy to stay there with her! She is so sweet. I was so excited to see her after all this time! I had missed her so bad, it was such a wonderful moment to hug her like I did! I had missed her incredibly! I spent the night at her house and she cooked some dinner and we all got a chance to catch up on old times, sing a few songs, and sit down and look through some recent photos of the family. I was in absolute heaven!

Seeing My Apartment
The next morning, me and my sister went off to go look at my apartment. I had already put down the first month’s rent and deposit, but still had not seen the place. I wanted to go in the daylight instead of at night so I could get a feel for the area. It is about 10 minutes from San Diego and in a very beautiful area. I fit in so well there… the apartment complex is simply everything I expected it to be, reminds me kind of like Melrose Place. This is a one-bedroom with dishwasher, garbage disposal, tons of cabinet space, air conditioner, and tons of space. I was amazed by how great it looked! And this place has a breakfast bar and TONS of space. It is not cozy and small, it is huge! I signed the lease, hugged the manager, and complimented the place! My apartment overlooks the pool area, which is really nice when I want to check people out!

Shopping
As you all know, I had very few things I actually brought with me. No tv, no bed, no furniture, nothing. I only brought clothes, cds, dvds, my phone, computer, and some toys. So I went shopping, bought a canopy bed (which I had to assemble for myself and have never assembled anything like that before - it was so HARD), bought an L-shaped desk (which I ALSO had to assemble), an office chair (yup, had to assemble that too), a 19 inch tv, towels, dishes, pans, and a lava lamp. Needless to say, after everything I ended up buying, I am now broke. I have no money to my name. I got to wait for my next check just to eat. But you know, it was worth it, cause the things I bought will be well appreciated for a long time. I even bought sunflowers for the porch, and what do you know, someone stole them. Yup, my first week here in California and someone steels my sunflowers. Argh. Well I hope they are getting good use somewhere.

The Mechanic
My bathtub leaked when I got here, so the apartment mechanic came over and repaired it very quickly and he was soooo handsome. I about came all over myself. I haven’t had actual sex in like a week now, so every time I see a sexy man, I lose control. I made several “bathtub” jokes with him here and we had a good, fun chat. Nice to meet people!

The Cable Man
When I got the tv, I decided to get cable, cause well… I was getting bored without a computer here. He came over on Monday and had his shirt unbuttoned, I could smell his sweat…. soooo yummy… again, I about came in my panties just smelling him.

The Delivery Men for the Chair/Desk
Two sexy men delivered my chair and desk and when they came over I was wearing nothing but a towel cause I had just gotten out of the shower and I had to sign the little UPS thingy and my towel slipped off when I was in front of them and they saw me naked…. omg… I just blushed and covered myself back up. I got a little shy being naked and all, LOL but they were very friendly!

The Pizza Guy
Ok, I am officially in heavy lust with the pizza man. I was on a phone sex call when he arrived, and I had forgotten about ordering the pizza and he was standing at the door peaking out of my sliding glass door watching me use my vibrator on myself. No fucking joke. He stood there and WATCHED me until the call was done and until I could pay him for the pizza. The whole time, he smiled, blushed, and winked at me. I was embarrassed but also slightly giddy - I thought it was cute that he watched like that.

The Delivery Men for the Couch and Loveseat
Two sexy men delivered my couch and loveseat that I bought for $750 in El Cajon and they were so hot!!! And I do mean hot, so hot they were sweating right through their shirts and I offered them some cold ice water in Dasani bottles and they gladly accepted. I asked them to sit down for a bit and chat with me on my new sofa and they did for a little bit… so nice to meet new people!

The sweet neighbor
I have a lovely lady who lives next door who is so friendly. She lets me read her paper when she gets done, and she doesn’t care if I get loud during phone sex cause she stays awake at night too cause she has trouble sleeping, so she sleeps during the day. Sometimes it will be 3 or 4 in the morning and me and her will just stand outside and talk. We have a lot in common, I even ran into her at the grocery store and she introduced me to some of her friends.

The parking
Ok, one complaint. Parking. We all have parking permits in this apartment complex, but yet, sometimes there is not enough parking. And we will have to park out in the street WAY away from my apartment, and it seems soooooo long to walk. Ugh. Especially bad if you have groceries in the trunk. Just thinking about it makes me cringe.

Company
My sister has spent the night over here on two nights, and one time she brought her husband over as well as one of her friends who is a deejay at a radio station. He was totally cute! His name was Dan and she wanted to hook us up on a date. I happily agreed, he seemed totally sweet and was very polite.

The Date
I went on a date with Dan, I dressed so nice, wore a short itty bitty black dress, a brand new pair of Manolo Blahnik’s, and had my hair down casually. Total disaster. The guy totally ate with his mouth wide open the whole time and smacked like a freaking pig. Ok, I am not that picky, I swear. But table manners are huge with me. He even scratched his teeth with his fork, then put the fork in his hair. Ewwww, can someone shoot me now? I politely excused myself from the date, paid my own way and walked away. Sorry, I don’t care if he WAS a deejay (you all know my fetish for bartenders and deejays) but sheesh, close the flaps when you chew. I call him smacker boy.

Another Date
My sister is trying to hook me up with her boss, but I have not seen him or know much about him, other than hearing him on the phone. All my sister did was tell him I was a phone sex operator and that I love to have sex, and well… he agreed to go on a date. Well sheesh, we can already tell what he wants eh? Anyway, we’ll see how it goes. The date is tomorrow.

Being Horny
I have not gone this long without sex in so long I am about to pull my hair out. I am so freaking horny. It’s been like 13 days (no sex since August 31st)! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I am going insane! Someone fuck me!

Shoutouts
I got quite a few wonderful calls from a lot of sweethearts, and to tell you the truth, I have been so busy these past few days shopping, dating, and assembling furniture, that I have no idea half the people I talked to (even harder when I had no computer to keep track of anything), so instead of mentioning a few people and offending people by forgetting them…. I want to thank everyone who called. I know who you are and love you all for caring about me!






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