Current Wardrobe: silky short sleeve pink-n-yellow with designs shirt, and long black silky-spandex skirt, black socks, black leather clogs, black bra
Well this is the first time I have gone out on a Friday AND Saturday night… but I was only gone tonight for 3.5 hours, so hopefully I didn’t miss too many guys who tried to call. I just REALLY wanted to go out.
I decided to go to The Flame, which is a lesbian club… and I felt really out of place there. There were NO girls dancing at ALL, they were just watching the two go-go dancers that were in the cage. No one talked to me, and I certainly wasn’t going to approach the girls, cause I am just too shy for that. It was so lame. But the girl bartender was nice, she told me if I didn’t like my drink she would give me another one. It was a new drink, I think it was Bacardi Raspberry or something. Hell if I know. Something raspberry it had a big “R” on the bottle. Anyone know what it is called? Anyway it was good, it was the only drink I had that night, so I was ok driving. But other than that, the place sucked.
SO I left that club and went across the street to a gay club called Numbers, and I gotta say - there were TONS of guys. Very very very few women. I overheard a guy say “Even a gay guy doesn’t like a cock party.” LOL that’s how many men there were, even the men were complaining. Anyway, I walked in, all the guys were talking to each other, no one was dancing… I looked up at the dance floor and maybe 15 people were dancing. I decided that since all these guys are definitely gay (they didn’t even LOOK like they were bi or into girls at all) - I would try to light the place up.
My attempt at turning gay men straight: I went out on the dance floor and shook my booty and got down and hot, and for once in my life the guys didn’t even respond. I guess when you’re gay, you’re gay. I was shocked, I mean, I just wasn’t used to guys NOT reacting to me. I tried EVERYTHING, I even flashed the crowd. Hmmm wrong crowd for that. At least the women would have appreciated that. Oh well. I gave up. I left.
I decided to go back to the club from last night that I liked so much called the Brass Rail. Apparently last night was “Hip Hop” nite. But tonight was “Salsa Nite” which I didn’t know till I walked in. I LOVED IT! There were so many people of all varieties, hispanic, white, black, asian, pacific islander, japanese…. everyone was there. I have a thing for men with dark hair - especially Hispanic men, so I was in absolute heaven. (Please don’t be sad if you have blonde hair, I HAVE been attracted to many light-haired men!) It was absolutely wonderful!
I danced for about two and a half hours till my feet were tired. I didn’t dance with any girls, sadly… tonight I danced with all the men. And I must say, I think God must have decided to put all the sexy men in that club tonight because I have NEVER seen so many FINE men in my life! I kept cumming in my panties, they were soaked at the end of the night. The only problem is, I couldn’t tell who was bi and who was gay. I didn’t know if the guys were dancing with me cause they liked me, or just cause they wanted to dance. Maybe a little of both. I am DEFINITELY turned on by flamboyant guys, I love guys who aren’t afraid to be a little feminine on the dance floor, totally turns me on. I know, call me crazy - it’s just what I like.
I danced with one HOT HOT HOT HOT bisexual hispanic man, I was in pure heaven. Possibly the best looking guy I have ever seen, but it was dark so I can’t really say if he was THE most gorgeous, but definitely unforgettable. He told me that I was beautiful and taught me how to do salsa dancing. Unfortunately, he came and left with another guy. So I had to pout. But the rest of the night I was just having a ball out there by myself, I danced with ANYONE who smiled at me. And BOY there were a lot of smiles. My poor feet hurt.
Anyway, after they shut the club down at 2 am, I walked to my car and noticed I got a $25 parking ticket. FUCK. Then as I sat in my car, I get this tap on my window from this short little dude named Angel who asks me if I would go have a drink with him at a local bar. I told him my feet hurt and I was headed home, but thanks anyway. But he begged and begged, and I have a problem saying no, so I said sure. So he hopped in my car to go to the bar. Only problem is, he just wanted to get in my car, he had no intention of going to a bar. Instead he said - “Let’s go to my house.” Um, dude. Here, get out. There’s your car. Go home, have a good night. And of course, him begging and pleading for a night with me was priceless. He even had the nerve to say, “But I got a big pecker. And I like to eat clit.”
Um yeah dude. That’ll make me wanna fuck you. *ducks head in embarrassment*
That was my night….
And by the way, one of my sweetest callers told me that I was perfect. As flattering as that is, I feel I should mention some of my imperfections. I am FAR from perfect. I have many many many flaws, my shit stinks just like everyone else’s. I have decided to make a list of my flaws, just to show everyone how ridiculous I can be at times.
MY IMPERFECTIONS
1. I can cook gourmet lasagna, but cannot cook rice or grits
2. I don’t clean my dishes for 3 or 4 days sometimes
3. When I take a bath sometimes I forget to bring a towel and will leave a mess all over the floor and walk around the house naked with soap suds dripping down.
4. When I do my laundry, I go to the laundromat and put all the dry clothes in mesh bags, I don’t even fold them. I wait hours and hours after I get home to fold them and put them away.
5. I still lost trying to find my way home when I drive.
6. I am terrified of bugs. I will scream bloody murder if I see a spider - ewwww those legs.
7. I CONSTANTLY lock myself out of my car.
8. I lock myself out of the apartment, sometimes with little clothes on, and it is not funny. Especially when it’s cold.
9. I will call the maintenance guy to fix the light switch, when it turns out, all I have to do is pull the cord.
10. I can’t parallel park. I won’t even try.
11. When I play video games, I just press the buttons even though I have no idea which combinations I am doing.
12. When I have company come over, I have to scramble for 15 minutes to make the apartment look good.
13. I sleep on top of the covers, cause I hate to make the bed.
14. I am extremely superstitious. When I walk with someone and we are temporarily separated (say for instance walking on opposite sides of the stairs) - I say aloud “bread and butter” which is kind of like knocking on wood and protects our lifelong friendship. That is just one example, but I have a lot.
15. I live 15 minutes from Mexico and never been there. I’m too scared to go alone.
16. I have trouble with lighters. Thankfully, I just got a Zippo, I can handle that.
17. I roll my own cigarettes, and never fill them just right.
18. I go jogging for coffee in the morning and forget my wallet.
19. I don’t have a table. I like to eat while sitting on the floor.
20. When I go to the bathroom, I like to read meaningless labels on the back of cartons and bottles.
21. I spend $80 a month for cable and never/hardly ever watch tv.
22. Sometimes I have a huge ego, and sometimes I feel invisible.
23. When I shop, I don’t think, I just look at it, like it, buy it. It gets me in trouble a lot.
24. I trust people too much, to a point where I can be naive.
25. I have a hard time saying no when people are attracted to me or selling me things.
Shoutouts:
Had a beautiful long hour with my sexy Vegas boy who let me make sweet passionate love to him in my new Victoria Secret tanga mmmm yummy, had a fantastic hour with a challenging uncle rapist who made me earn the rape but I gotta tell you - he knows how to make me CUM HARD! Had a wonderful lovemaking-in-the-rain call with my sweet Sacto lover who knows how to lick my pussy with a skillful tongue WOW! Had some awesome mutual masturbation with my sexy Alabama boy who totally knows how to make a girl feel special, and last but certainly not least… had a super sexy call with my charming prince who let me hypnotize him and then let me deny him over and over while I got myself off. THAT was fun!
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