Current Wardrobe: Long, red satin nightgown
Hmmm what have I been up to these last few days? Well with a few ups and downs, I seem to have found middle ground. Sunday was particularly difficult with me due to a potential relationship-turned-violent after a meanlingless question turned into rage and the next few days spending with my sister to support me and make me feel better. No need for details, cause I tend to keep it kinda bottled… but you all have been there for me!
I have spent the last few days drawing my heart out, taking photos of cool things around the apartment, having fun in photoshop, playing some video games, talking with friends, had some of my family come over for a lovely dinner and we all sat around and watched some dvds (we watched Fast and the Furious 1 AND 2) and then we played Settlers of Catan and my sister won. I came second… I was like 2 points away - the stupid robber ruined my cards that I had and she destroyed my city. Anyway…
I ordered a pizza today from a place called Round Table Pizza and I had never ordered from them before, but I knew they delivered. So I order the pizza and the guy comes to my door and tells me he is shocked that I order so many pizzas from them. I was like what? I never even ORDERED from them before. I always go to Godfathers. He looked at my check and he said the names matched the person who previously lived in my apartment or something, cause apparently he knew who I was…. how fucked up is that? I get mail that is sent to the previous resident, and her name is far from mine, she has like a funky bizarre name. I was so confused. Anyway…. I don’t know why I am writing that in here, it is really silly.
Spent most of yesterday in a nightgown and slippers just walking around the apartment, cooked some macaroni and cheese, munched on some seedless grapes, drunk a few bottled waters, drew a little bit, watched some Jerry Springer, vaccumed the floor, cleaned the whole apartment, made the bed, washed the windows, turned on some music… called my sister - we sat around and did some artwork together and had art contests where we both look at the same thing and have to draw it at the same time and we time ourselves under 2 minutes to see who did better. She is so much better. But I beat her on one. That was my accomplishment for the week! My sister is my best friend, I would die without her!
Shoutouts:
A very very very special shoutout to Mr. I-Love-You-Pretty-Please-May-I-Cum-Daddy who called me just to cheer me up when I desperately needed it and we had a wonderful WHOLE HOUR long conversation just talking and I am truly thankful… and then because he is such a delightful bastard (even though he said he would cry over me) had to call for another WHOLE HOUR because you know, he IS a man and when I mentioned cumming, he just *had* to be the one to let me cum over and o-v-e-r. Thank you for letting me cum, daddy. *winks* I also had a nice call with a straight caller who turned out to have a sissy fetish but was in hiding this whole time woohoo - he came out of the closet! I also had a menstrual fetish call with a boy who liked to take tampons out with his teeth — and well, I would give details, but I just ate. Sorry. Mmmm had a great call with a man who went around the world with me pussy, doggy, oral, and anal in less than 80 days…. *growls flirtatiously* … had a wonderful call with my anal bat boy - stretch that ass boy! More! I got raped by a burglar in my own home who even punched me in my stomach cause I was so bad - but wow it was so exciting! I got to laugh at a sissy fag who washed my hair at the hair parlor and he looked totally gay with those pink scissors *giggles with friends*…. had an WHOLE HOUR long call with my Washington lover who has an English accent who loves it both romantic as well as being sissified - so I got to dress him up! I had a delicious call with my Sacramento latin lover who rammed my ass hard till it hurt! Sooo much cum! I had a sexy WHOLE HOUR long call with a man who has a fur and smoke fetish and I got to wear a sexy fur coat and hypnotize him and make him my personal bitch! Yeehaw! I had a wonderful WHOLE HOUR long call with an Atlanta air traffic controller who had never called for phone sex before and he made me cum without even realizing it! That was hot! My sexy Chicago traveler called me from the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas to tell me he had an extra $1400 from a great day in the casino and came h-a-r-d with me! A brand new caller who walked a trail from San Diego to Vancouver let me hypnotize him and then ram him with a strapon over and over - I had a blast and it was a great conversation! My New Hampshire lover called and hypnotized me for a WHOLE HOUR and made me erupt erupt erupt erupt…. then I got to hypnotize my Georgia stripper boy until he came all over himself and left a huge wet puddle on his lap hee hee sooo sexy, and I had a WHOLE HOUR with a very sexy man who called me from a Seattle hotel room to tell me about his latest escapades with a man he met outside of a New York adult store and how they jerked each other off and sooo much more! You guys are incredible!!!
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