Current Wardrobe: purple tube top with midriff showing, black shorts, black thong
Sometimes you just can’t help it. I had tried to log myself out to prevent phone sex calls from coming through, but I got a phone call the very second I was logging out and it was an HOUR long so there was nothing I could do. So that being said…. I was going to be on the phone a LONG time…. and I KNEW the pizza guy was coming.
What do you do in a situation like that??? Thank God my caller was the sweetest guy and wasn’t upset. I was very up front with him in the beginning. How do you tell a caller that the pizza guy is coming when you both want to cum together? *feels so guilty right now*
Anyway…
The pizza guy knocks on the door. I go to the door… topless. I had been covered in blankets so I was completely unaware that I was topless until I dropped the blanket. The pizza boy DROPPED the box on my doorstep with his mouth wide open and I was grabbing my breasts with my hands to try to cover up. Meanwhile I was still on the phone trying to have phone sex with this very sexy man on the other line. After paying the guy with a check, he tells me he needs my license, so I start fumbling through my purse for it.
Me! On a phone sex call…. fumbling through my purse for a drivers license.
*mortifying*
When the pizza guy left, I had to sit there staring at my hot delicious pizza (my refrigerator broke so this was the only food I had. My fridge got replaced yesterday thank God)… couldn’t eat it. I would NEVER eat food while doing a call. That is just rude. But BOY I was hungry. So in the hopes of getting hunger sympathy, I tell my caller what’s going on… and you know what he tells me?
“Rub the pizza all over your pussy” …. it took me a minute to realize what he said. Here I was starving to death, haven’t eaten in a day and a half and he wanted me to rub my food on my pussy?
So I did what any normal human being would have done. I took a quick bite and rubbed it ALL over my pussy and ate it with my fingers.
Frighteningly true story.
Shoutouts:
Had an awesome HOUR LONG call with my sexy tiny peckered Texas lover who sounds like a hot radio dj on the phone, then he called back for ANOTHER HOUR and that’s when the pizza guy came (thank you for being so great about that - not everyone would have been cool about that), had an HOUR AND A HALF with my ER pantyboy who let me sissify him nice and good and I made him cum all over himself four times, had an HOUR AND A HALF with a brand new caller who let me hypnotize him and deny him over and over and he left me a hefty tip too! Then I hypnotized another sexy man in the school locker room in the showers surrounded by a bunch of sexy teens! I also talked to a new caller who I like to call my Canadian pantyboy photographer who gave me the inspiration to create the san diego skyline as my next art piece (I’ve already started on it and spent 16 hours on it and so far it looks very detailed), had a sexy delicious HOT call with my three-click boy who made me cum all over myself when he licked my pussy - wow he knows how to please, mmm then I had an amazing sister-in-law roleplay with one sexy guy - thank you so much!
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