Current Wardrobe: covered head to toe in scratches
Ok I love my cat, I do. He’s young. He’s black. He’s furry. He’s adorable when he’s sleeping. But man, this fucker is feisty. I have marks ALL over my fucking body. My arms, my hands, my wrists, my thighs, my calves, my feet, my precious TOES are even scratched. I am starting to look like a fucking pin cushion. I don’t want to declaw him, it sounds so inhumane and would be really painful to him and I love him too much (I did consider it briefly until a friend of mine convinced me otherwise)… but I gotta start making him use his cat post more and get cat nip or something. I absolutely cannot go out in a short minidress with arms and legs looking like this. Gah.
Today I am supposed to pick up my drawing since it has been framed. And tomorrow I am supposed to turn it into the fair. I am very very excited! And very psyched!!! Woohoo!
Just got back from Starbucks, added another $50 to my gift card. Man that little card comes in handy when I have no cash. A special thank you to Chris Cross for getting it for me in the first place. I keep adding money to it and use it all the freaking time! Thanks sexy *kisses*
Aaah stupid cat just scratched me again. *points to the cat scratching post* Use THAT. See it? It’s RIGHT THERE. I bought it just for you! Why can’t you be cute and adorable and sleep and purr all the time?
I was doing a phone sex call this morning. Moaning, cumming, getting into it, and then all of a sudden my cat dashes across the blinds, knocks over my hanging beads, my pepper spray by the door, my speaker on the wall, and then has the nerve to look at me and stare. And I am having PHONE SEX when this is happening. What the hell?
And right now the cat is biting my toes and scratching the computer cords.
I love this cat. I do. I love him with all my heart and soul and would never in a million years give him up. I love kittens with all my being. But why can’t he just sit still for ONE minute? Doesn’t matter which room I put him in, nothing makes him sit still. Maybe I should put some dope in his food. Chill the fuck out. *takes away John Holmes’s viagara… maybe that’ll work*
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Shoutouts:
Had fun cumming with my dirty talker who likes me loud Loud LOUDER, had a sweet sexy call with my boston pantyboy who is so shy when it comes to buying sexy panties from lingerie shops, had fun sissifying my adorable chicago hypno boy, had TWO HOURS of blackmail and big cock searching a couple days ago with a man who is a closet fag and won’t admit it and he stays with a girl even though he doesn’t even find a pussy attractive - I don’t get it - but I do like taking him to the edge since he’s too much of a sissy to do it himself. Had a long hot rape call with a man who raped me continously after I helped him bring his clothes up to his apartment from the laundry room in the apartment complex, had a WHOLE HOUR with my Mr. Pretty-Please-May-I-Cum-Daddy who I missed soooo very much it had been forever since I heard from him and I was sooo thrilled to be his stepdaughter who he raped and spanked and got me in trouble because I was such a naughty girl - I had a fucking great time with him! Had a fun time with a sissy fag who is such a pussy that he works at a hair salon and we did a roleplay where I was his mommy and he had to shampoo my hair and I just found out he was a faggot and I absolutely insulted him - and boy he came hard! Had a fun call with my English cocksucker who likes to call me for morning quickies but this morning he made a little ad on Craig’s List looking for a man to satisfy so I wished him luck and had some fun! I also had an amusing call with a fly who is hopelessly caught in my web… and trust me… you can flap your little wings all you want… but I’m the spider and you’re not going anywhere.
He is a boy..and your his new plaything. Trim his nails silly