I urge all of you this thanksgiving to click on this link: The Hunger Site and when it opens, click the yellow button that says “Give Free Food Click Here” and all you have to do is click it, you don’t have to pay anything… and by doing it, you’re giving 1.1 cups of staple food to someone who needs it.

I might go to the soup kitchen in downtown san diego and volunteer my services in the afternoon or something since I have nothing to do this Thanksgiving and the thought of being alone during the holidays absolutely terrifies me.

So give…. and if you have nothing to be thankful for… then give to someone who will.

Love,
Isabella
xooxoxoox

Current Wardrobe: dark burgandy tight sweater, tight black leather pants, black socks, black fashion boots, burgandy thong and bra to match from Victoria’s Secret, silver necklace, silver and black bracelet

I was browsing online for vibrators and I found a place at Masturbateforpeace.com that had some of these funny bumper stickers listed on their site! hehe I had to share them, super funny! They are trying to promote masturbating and prevent war!

1. War won’t work, circle jerk!
2. Don’t be a hater, use your vibrator
3. A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
4. Don’t pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
5. Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
6. As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
7. Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
8. Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
9. Beat your item, stop the fightin’.
10. Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
11. Bush is a chump - finger your rump.
12. Bust a nut, not a cap!
13. Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
14. Cum stains, not blood stains.
15. Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
16. Do unto yourself, not unto others.
17. Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
18. Don’t be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
19. Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
20. Don’t be a thug, just have a quick chug!
21. Don’t be a tool of the man - man your tool!
22. Don’t be mean, use Vaseline!
23. Don’t believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
24. Don’t defeat, use your meat
25. Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
26. Don’t feel hate ejaculate
27. Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
28. Don’t fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
29. Don’t fight, shoot the white!
30. Don’t fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
31. Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
32. Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
33. Don’t hate, self fellate
34. Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
35. Don’t invade just get laid
36. Don’t join the army, slap the salami!
37. Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
38. Don’t let war linger, give Bush the finger
39. Don’t listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
40. Don’t play god stroke your rod
41. Don’t prick your finger, finger your prick!
42. Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
43. Don’t shoot, play the skin flute
44. Don’t Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
45. Don’t spill blood, pound your pud
46. Don’t Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
47. Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
48. Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
49. Don’t blame france jizz your pants
50. Don’t cock your rifle…. rifle your cock
51. Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
52. Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
53. Drop a load - not a bomb
54. Drop pants not bombs
55. Drop the gun, have some anal fun
56. Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
57. Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
58. Fap for freedom
59. Fire a Missile…of love
60. Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
61. Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
62. Forget the tank, yank your plank
63. Forget the war, just stroke your oar
64. Fuck war, then yourself
65. Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
66. Give peace a chance go down your pants
67. Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
68. Give war a rest, cum on your chest
69. Hairy palms, not scary bombs
70. Hate to war mong love to use your dong
71. Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
72. I’d rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
73. I’m a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
74. I’m pulling for peace in the Middle East
75. I cock my gun for peace
76. I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
77. I mean no harm, except to my arm
78. I support love puddles, not blood puddles
79. If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
80. If war makes you pout, rub one out
81. If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
82. If you stroke it, war won’t cum…
83. Inspect your own chemical sites
84. It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
85. Jerk your weasel, don’t fight for diesel
86. Killing’s wrong! Squeeze your dong!
87. KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
88. Let’s balm ourselves!
89. Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
90. Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
91. Let your penis roar, and stop the war
92. Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
93. Lube the toys, Don’t send the boys
94. Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
95. Make war fail, leave a snail trail
96. Massage your head, befor there all dead!
97. Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
98. Masturbate, don’t detinate
99. Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
100. Enemas not enemies
101. Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
102. Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
103. No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
104. No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
105. No need to mourn, just polish your horn
106. No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
107. Not in my name, in my palm
108. Nut in her eye so that warplanes don’t fly
109. One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
110. oorlog is flauwekul - trek liever aan je lul
111. Peace calls teabag your balls
112. Peace is kickin’, choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
113. War ain’t workin’, jerk your gherkin!
114. Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
115. Peace will succeed hands down.
116. Personal release - do it for peace!
117. Protect our land, use your hand
118. Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
119. Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
120. Punish your beast not the middle east
121. Put down the bombs and raise your palms
122. Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
123. Save a soul, finger your hole
124. Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
125. Take a stand, fuck your hand
126. Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
127. Spit in your hand, don’t bomb Iran!!
128. Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
129. Stop Bombs From Tickin’, Choke Your Chicken!
130. Stop the fire, twist your wire
131. Stop the pain make a stain
132. Stop world collapse - caress your flaps
133. Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
134. Stroke your grass, don’t kick their ass
135. Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
136. Take a j for peace today
137. The bombs won’t be quakin’ if you grease your bacon
138. The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
139. The willie’s willin’, stop the killin’
140. Touch it right prevent a fight.
141. Tug your pud for the greater good
142. Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
143. Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon
144. War’s a shock, play with your cock.
145. War’s enough pet your muff
146. War’s no good. Touch your wood
147. War is corny, I’d rather be horny
148. War is dumb, squirt some cum
149. War is icky, stroke your dicky
150. War is shitty, rub your titties
151. War is sick, grab your dick.
152. War is sickly, rub it quickly!
153. War sucks, pound your nuts.
154. When feeling mad, beat your chad.
155. When your country calls, play with your balls
156. Why attack, when you can whack?
157. Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore

I feel like gossipping and it’s my journal so deal *grins*

Well let’s see…. in the news… Ashlee Simpson got caught lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live - poor girl. All the kiddie musicians do it, guess she just got caught. ….. Tara Reid showed her left breast on accident while on the red carpet and it turns out that she had a really bad boob job and it showed scars from surgery (all over the internet… I feel so bad for her!)… Jessica and Nick on the rocks cause of his stripper rendezvous (what’s marriage without a few sexy strippers??) and can you believe Rebecca Romijn Stamos and John Stamos have split????? Those two are a match made in heaven!!! Man I hate it when couples split, I always wish celebrities the best. I feel bad picking up tabloid magazines, but I just felt compelled today…. always gotta know who is wearing what and who dresses like they rolled out of bed and whose picture gets snapped as they walk out of Starbucks. Sometimes I wanna be famous, but reading this…. I am so glad I don’t have to wear a disguise when I walk out. Can you imagine a dozen photographers snapping photos of you while you’re in the hair salon getting highlights or something??? Or someone taking pictures of you when you’re privately kissing a date by your car late at night…. that is such an invasion of privacy. So it begs the question, why would I buy a tabloid magazine if I feel so bad for the celebrities…. mmmmm perhaps it gives me a sense of overwhelming comfort on two levels 1) it makes me want what they want - which makes me a little jealous, which in turn makes me work harder to achieve what I want… and 2) for selfish reasons, I sometimes feel almost good when I watch a celebrity fall down stairs or humiliate themselves in public. Why would I gloat in someone else’s humiliation? Maybe I like seeing that all those people just aren’t perfect. And no matter how many shots of botox they get or how many fur coats they have or how many Louis Vuitton bags they carry… they aren’t perfect and they fuck up just like the rest of the world. And man, that makes me feel good sometimes. Sad isn’t it??

And my sister walked in on me masturbating again today. *sigh*

And wow, some amazing calls over the last few months…. last night I had one in particular that really really really stood out….. my sexy man woman from Texas fucked a blowup doll….. yup. A blowup doll. And I couldn’t have been prouder *grins*

You guys should call me and Katrina for some hot domination that is sensual, sexy, and you know you’d LOVE to be under our control!!

woooohoooo my birthday is in 2 hours…….. !!! OH MY GOD going to be 23!

Current Wardrobe: light green and blue satin bra, black spaghetti strap t-shirt, baggy jeans, white socks, black and green satin panties

This week has been quite eventful… let’s see if I can get the days right

oct 31 halloween night - I did face painting for the kids at my apartment - over 70 kids — all wanted something different and it was incredibly fun! Even some of the mothers wanted little gems and swirly paint around their eyes and stuff. Most people wanted pumpkins or candy or fairies on their faces, some of the boys wanted monsters LOL — it was really fun! I was asked to do face painting for the christmas party too which is always my favorite - I’ve been doing that for years at different parties and stuff so I am really looking forward to it! I had TONS of trick-or-treaters. Some of the kids were so bad though and stuck their hand in my plastic pumpkin and took like HALF the candy!! Little brats. I ended up having to run to the store to make an emergency candy pickup cause I ran out after just a few kids.

november 1 - my sister and her husband and I went to the outdoor mall in La Mesa and watched the horror movie “Saw” which was SUPER scary and was really creative and good. If you guys like scary movies, you’d definitely like this. We also ate out at the Olive Garden and had a really nice good meal mmm yummy

november 2 - I went shopping for some video games and ended up playing Spiderman on the PS2 and got HOOKED on it but I kept dying before the first round was up. I really suck when it comes to that but I still had fun. Maybe next time I’ll try it on the “easy” mode.

november 3 - the maid came over again and cleaned my apartment and she came over unexpectedly cause she came two days late so when she came, I had my vibrators all on the floor in BOTH my living room AND my bedroom and had some pornos laying around. I was so embarrassed. She just smiled and CLEANED my vibrators and then put them away where they belonged. Man I love her. She rocks. I also saw my therapist that day, it was a really really good session. Not sure if you know this or not, but this is a new therapist since the other one (a guy) had retired. This new shrink is a woman and she is really amazing. Sometimes you can have a really good session and it just makes you feel better. I also went to the mall to buy a new outfit to go out with this person I’m kinda sorta seeing and I wanted to look super nice for the next day.

november 4 - The person I was supposed to go out with didn’t show up. He said he had “homework” to do. Talk about a blow to the stomach. I mean, we’ve gone out before and we had a GREAT date and sparks were flying like CRAZY so I didn’t expect this. Especially since we had planned this date for days. And I had just hired a maid to clean my place and just bought a new outfit. It hurts sometimes. I went to bed completely sad. Everyone around me all day was sad and depressed and it was very contagious. I just wanted to have fun with someone and it just didn’t happen.

november 5 - When I get sad like last night, I tend to spend a lot of money the next day. And boy did I. I drove around san diego and just bought all sorts of stuff I didnt need. Everything from handmade Indian incense to marilyn monroe plaques to new paintbrushes to new clothes. And it felt good. I just got a message that my sweet feminine hypno boy just bought me a book with 100 design ideas in it for my birthday. (My birthday is in 6 days on november 11 so he wanted to surprise me with it to get it on time) so I should receive that in the mail soon! Thank you sweetie, you cheered me up!

so here I am. home by myself. I heated up some frozen lasagna. Truth is, this is the first “tv dinner” I’ve had in years and I can smell it in the kitchen and it doesnt smell too good. I rented a few movies cause it’s gonna be a long lonely night tonight. Hard to believe it’s friday night and I have nothing to do. Tomorrow I might go out and have some fun at a club but tonight I just wanna hang out with you guys so you can all cheer me up. I rented “White Chicks”, “The Cinderella Story” and “Van Helsing” - hope they’re good I could use some smiles tonight.

One of these days I am going to fall in love with someone. And it’s going to be with someone who would rather go out in the town at night rather than stay home to study or someone who will really have a blast with me. I hate being blown off. I’m really tired of it. It doesn’t matter how nice or how good I look, there’s always someone who really makes you feel like shit sometimes.

But for now, I got you boys — and you’ve been there with me through all of this. Thanks for being so wonderful and supportive and I hope to do some hot calls with you all tonight!

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox