I feel like gossipping and it’s my journal so deal *grins*
Well let’s see…. in the news… Ashlee Simpson got caught lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live - poor girl. All the kiddie musicians do it, guess she just got caught. ….. Tara Reid showed her left breast on accident while on the red carpet and it turns out that she had a really bad boob job and it showed scars from surgery (all over the internet… I feel so bad for her!)… Jessica and Nick on the rocks cause of his stripper rendezvous (what’s marriage without a few sexy strippers??) and can you believe Rebecca Romijn Stamos and John Stamos have split????? Those two are a match made in heaven!!! Man I hate it when couples split, I always wish celebrities the best. I feel bad picking up tabloid magazines, but I just felt compelled today…. always gotta know who is wearing what and who dresses like they rolled out of bed and whose picture gets snapped as they walk out of Starbucks. Sometimes I wanna be famous, but reading this…. I am so glad I don’t have to wear a disguise when I walk out. Can you imagine a dozen photographers snapping photos of you while you’re in the hair salon getting highlights or something??? Or someone taking pictures of you when you’re privately kissing a date by your car late at night…. that is such an invasion of privacy. So it begs the question, why would I buy a tabloid magazine if I feel so bad for the celebrities…. mmmmm perhaps it gives me a sense of overwhelming comfort on two levels 1) it makes me want what they want - which makes me a little jealous, which in turn makes me work harder to achieve what I want… and 2) for selfish reasons, I sometimes feel almost good when I watch a celebrity fall down stairs or humiliate themselves in public. Why would I gloat in someone else’s humiliation? Maybe I like seeing that all those people just aren’t perfect. And no matter how many shots of botox they get or how many fur coats they have or how many Louis Vuitton bags they carry… they aren’t perfect and they fuck up just like the rest of the world. And man, that makes me feel good sometimes. Sad isn’t it??
And my sister walked in on me masturbating again today. *sigh*
And wow, some amazing calls over the last few months…. last night I had one in particular that really really really stood out….. my sexy man woman from Texas fucked a blowup doll….. yup. A blowup doll. And I couldn’t have been prouder *grins*
You guys should call me and Katrina for some hot domination that is sensual, sexy, and you know you’d LOVE to be under our control!!
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