Current Wardrobe: dark burgandy tight sweater, tight black leather pants, black socks, black fashion boots, burgandy thong and bra to match from Victoria’s Secret, silver necklace, silver and black bracelet

I was browsing online for vibrators and I found a place at Masturbateforpeace.com that had some of these funny bumper stickers listed on their site! hehe I had to share them, super funny! They are trying to promote masturbating and prevent war!

1. War won’t work, circle jerk!
2. Don’t be a hater, use your vibrator
3. A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
4. Don’t pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
5. Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
6. As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
7. Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
8. Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
9. Beat your item, stop the fightin’.
10. Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
11. Bush is a chump - finger your rump.
12. Bust a nut, not a cap!
13. Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
14. Cum stains, not blood stains.
15. Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
16. Do unto yourself, not unto others.
17. Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
18. Don’t be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
19. Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
20. Don’t be a thug, just have a quick chug!
21. Don’t be a tool of the man - man your tool!
22. Don’t be mean, use Vaseline!
23. Don’t believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
24. Don’t defeat, use your meat
25. Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
26. Don’t feel hate ejaculate
27. Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
28. Don’t fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
29. Don’t fight, shoot the white!
30. Don’t fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
31. Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
32. Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
33. Don’t hate, self fellate
34. Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
35. Don’t invade just get laid
36. Don’t join the army, slap the salami!
37. Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
38. Don’t let war linger, give Bush the finger
39. Don’t listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
40. Don’t play god stroke your rod
41. Don’t prick your finger, finger your prick!
42. Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
43. Don’t shoot, play the skin flute
44. Don’t Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
45. Don’t spill blood, pound your pud
46. Don’t Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
47. Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
48. Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
49. Don’t blame france jizz your pants
50. Don’t cock your rifle…. rifle your cock
51. Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
52. Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
53. Drop a load - not a bomb
54. Drop pants not bombs
55. Drop the gun, have some anal fun
56. Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
57. Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
58. Fap for freedom
59. Fire a Missile…of love
60. Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
61. Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
62. Forget the tank, yank your plank
63. Forget the war, just stroke your oar
64. Fuck war, then yourself
65. Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
66. Give peace a chance go down your pants
67. Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
68. Give war a rest, cum on your chest
69. Hairy palms, not scary bombs
70. Hate to war mong love to use your dong
71. Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
72. I’d rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
73. I’m a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
74. I’m pulling for peace in the Middle East
75. I cock my gun for peace
76. I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
77. I mean no harm, except to my arm
78. I support love puddles, not blood puddles
79. If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
80. If war makes you pout, rub one out
81. If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
82. If you stroke it, war won’t cum…
83. Inspect your own chemical sites
84. It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
85. Jerk your weasel, don’t fight for diesel
86. Killing’s wrong! Squeeze your dong!
87. KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
88. Let’s balm ourselves!
89. Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
90. Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
91. Let your penis roar, and stop the war
92. Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
93. Lube the toys, Don’t send the boys
94. Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
95. Make war fail, leave a snail trail
96. Massage your head, befor there all dead!
97. Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
98. Masturbate, don’t detinate
99. Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
100. Enemas not enemies
101. Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
102. Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
103. No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
104. No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
105. No need to mourn, just polish your horn
106. No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
107. Not in my name, in my palm
108. Nut in her eye so that warplanes don’t fly
109. One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
110. oorlog is flauwekul - trek liever aan je lul
111. Peace calls teabag your balls
112. Peace is kickin’, choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
113. War ain’t workin’, jerk your gherkin!
114. Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
115. Peace will succeed hands down.
116. Personal release - do it for peace!
117. Protect our land, use your hand
118. Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
119. Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
120. Punish your beast not the middle east
121. Put down the bombs and raise your palms
122. Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
123. Save a soul, finger your hole
124. Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
125. Take a stand, fuck your hand
126. Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
127. Spit in your hand, don’t bomb Iran!!
128. Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
129. Stop Bombs From Tickin’, Choke Your Chicken!
130. Stop the fire, twist your wire
131. Stop the pain make a stain
132. Stop world collapse - caress your flaps
133. Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
134. Stroke your grass, don’t kick their ass
135. Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
136. Take a j for peace today
137. The bombs won’t be quakin’ if you grease your bacon
138. The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
139. The willie’s willin’, stop the killin’
140. Touch it right prevent a fight.
141. Tug your pud for the greater good
142. Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
143. Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon
144. War’s a shock, play with your cock.
145. War’s enough pet your muff
146. War’s no good. Touch your wood
147. War is corny, I’d rather be horny
148. War is dumb, squirt some cum
149. War is icky, stroke your dicky
150. War is shitty, rub your titties
151. War is sick, grab your dick.
152. War is sickly, rub it quickly!
153. War sucks, pound your nuts.
154. When feeling mad, beat your chad.
155. When your country calls, play with your balls
156. Why attack, when you can whack?
157. Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore

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