Archive for March, 2005

brr

Current Wardrobe: white “I (heart) NY” t-shirt, black jeans, white socks, nude thong

Brrr it is as cold as a witch’s tit in here. Blows on her hands and rubs them together. Mmmm my room needs some serious installation. My nipples stay constantly hard in here and I think my silver bullet is starting to get frostbite. Well let’s just say I think I wore the motor out again. Thankfully I got a spare that will hold me over till tomorrow. *sigh*

Anyone wanna come over here and warm me up?

I noticed on ebay that if I wanted to, I could buy silver bullet vibrators in bulk, in a box of like 24 or something. ((((perks up)))) now what in the world am I gonna do with 24 vibrators? heheehe I can think of a few ideas, one here, one there… one over there. lol.

Today I had lunch with a beautiful model named Soyla - absolutely beautiful beyond words. But what really struck me is just how “un-divalike” she is. Many people tell me they are intimidated by a beautiful woman. But how many of you are caught off guard with one? Here is this beautiful woman who (I’m telling you, four years from now you’re gonna see her on the front cover of Playboy) is ladylike in the most respectable way, thinks before she talks, speaks warmly about almost everyone around her — and has seen the worst parts of life in the middle east when she was in the military. She’s a model and was in a freaking war. I just keep picturing this hot chick with some gun running around the desert trying to get bit by a camel spider so she could return home. Sometimes people really amaze you. She’s one of those people who really inspires me… she’d rather shop at a thrift store and buy a fake Fendi than go spend a fortune on some name brand hype. Maybe I could learn a thing or two. (Looks around at all my expensive shoes…….) By the way, she’s got a bit part as an extra in a few pivotal scenes in the movie “Beauty Shop” with Queen Latifah — can’t wait to see her in it!

Ok I gotta know. Is it true? The thing about the altoid? Have any of you ever gone down on a girl with an altoid in your mouth? I am dying to know what it would feel like.

Gah. I got my mind in the gutter again.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoox

sabbat

Current Wardrobe: jeans, black t-shirt with bettie page on it, black skimpy panties that say “I love nerds” on it and sandals

What a beautiful day today. Happy Easter everyone!

It’s funny. It’s Easter. Everything’s closed. Well at least all the places that SHOULD be open. Why is it that all the bars, coffeehouses, smokeshops, and ice cream places are open… and yet… salons, banks, mail stores, gas stations, and grocery stores are closed? Shows where the priority is I guess. So much for getting my eyebrows waxed today. Maybe tomorrow.

Last night was really wild, went to The Flame and they were having “Sabbat” which is where they turn the whole club into this industrial/goth dark type thing. Everyone there was dressed in black, most had black lipstick or Morticia hair, or leather spiked collars or black boots or whatever. I hadn’t expected it to be goth night, I was just going there cause it’s a lesbian club and figured I’d make out with a girl or something - well tonight there was everyone - men, women, and everything in between. I was wearing a short red dress, everyone one else was in black… stood out like a suckable red thumb. Went outside to share a quick smoke after several drinks and there was this hot chick with boobies out to ((((((((((((( HERE ))))))))))))) and she had a green glowstick inside her bra. Her breasts were glowing at me hypnotically, I had no choice. Really. I buried my face in between those babies for half the night. LOL. I am sooo bad. Sadly I was too drunk to remember her name. I am such a nice happy drunk lol - everyone tells me that, I just get so touchy feely and flirtatious. It was a cool night though, if any of you are into the industrial scene, every 4th Saturday of the month they hold Club Sabbat at the Flame in Hillcrest. It was wall-to-wall packed, strobe lights everywhere… and more transgenders than you’d see at a pride parade. Trust me on that. Talk about diversity!!!

Ran into an ex-date of mine while I was there, just makes me so thankful I never started dating him seriously. Ugh. He even licked my face to tell me hello. Gross. Someone hand me a tissue please.

I’m going to spend Easter with my friend Shane (remember the one I slept with in December?) gonna have caesar salad and chicken and hang out with one of our mutual friends. Shane is moving on Tuesday to San Francisco, so this may be the last time (for a very long time) that we actually get to spend time together. It’s always hard when a sex buddy moves away. *pouts* guess that means I’m gonna be in need of sex pretty soon huh?? *sigh*

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

saturday night - you know what that means

Current Wardrobe: short red dress, white pearl g-string, black strappy heels - no bra

Mmmm Saturday night, that means I’m gonna go out to Hillcrest or Gaslamp and party woohoo! I may log in for the next hour or so but then I’m headed out and will probably be back around 1am-ish if I’m not too toasted. Hopefully I’ll still be coherent, otherwise I’m just gonna be one very horny girl in need of a good hard fucking. And by-golly I am gonna be making out with someone unsuspecting fella tonight *winks*

*gonna be diligently looking at the phone after the clubs*

And as promised, here’s the portrait I finished yesterday:

Ok I got a question. I need some song advice. Does anyone know a SOLO song that (a female impersonator) sings that involves her removing her wig during the song (like “give my my wig back!” or something)? I’ve been listening to broadway tunes and I just can’t seem to find the right one. It’s gotta be solo, not duet with any other voices. That’s the problem. My friend’s gonna be in a commercial and he’s looking for something he can dramatize and act out at the same time. Help.

And wow, I sold a drawing today. Speechless. I just can’t describe the excitement I get when I actually sell a piece. I’m all excited and horny now!

Mmmmmmm mmmmmm the smell of sweet delicious pussy. You know you’re craving it *flirty grin*

Love
Isabella
xxoxoxoxoox

all about the animals

Current Wardrobe: short black skirt, long sleeved white shirt, black strappy sandals, matching white bra and panties with a heart on it

So my friends came over last night and one of them brought her dog over… and turns out the poor dog is in heat. Doh! So we dressed her up in a cute little thong (turned backwards and tied) that says “I Love Orgasms” hehe. Here’s some photos.

And my little cat, John, got in a fight with one of my roommate’s cats and got a pretty bad flesh wound. I felt so bad for him, put some neosporin on it thinking it might help stop an infection but all that did was make John lick the wound so it would be clean again. Right now I’m keeping him locked in the room with me and won’t let him out unsupervised. The other cat just hates him and she jumps him every chance she gets. Not fair. John is the sweetest animal in the world and is so friendly to all the other kitties out there. Why can’t animals be nice to each other??? Can’t they just look cute and furry and let us pet them all day in peace?

Frustrating too, I just got an email back from that London company that I ordered my new strapon through and they said they discontinued the kind I wanted so it’s no longer available. Yikes! Anyway screw them, I ordered a different one on ebay instead. *sigh* how hard is it to get a good decent strapon anyway???? I’ve been waiting forever for it. Argh.

My wireless connection stopped working. *bangs head* so now I got a big wire going all through the apartment which I’ll sweet-talk someone into wiring off the floor so I don’t have to do it. Hehe… benefits of being a woman I guess. Damsel in distress!

Mikaylah got kicked off of American Idol. Thank God. I can’t believe it was down to her and Nadia. The one week I didn’t vote for Nadia, she gets in the bottom 3. Funny how that works. I hope either Nadia, Bo, or Carrie wins. I think I’m starting to like Bo more than all of them. He’s hot AND he can sing. But then again… Carrie’s gorgeous (but country) and Nadia’s got flavor (thank God she got rid of that mohawk).

Oooh I finished a portrait drawing today, I’ll upload it later *promise* this one was inspired by one of the models I photographed this week. I promise you boys are gonna LUV this one!

I’m such a “last minute” person, I just looked at the time, it’s 2:34pm and I have somewhere I have to be in ten minutes so I can do a 3pm shoot. Grr I gotta go but I’ll upload that drawing when I get back!

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

tuesday art and stuff

Current Wardrobe: white satin panties with lace trim and matching white bra

Mmmm so what did I do today? Taught an art workshop that went really well, I even made some tips in the tip jar - how cool is that? Yay! Today I showed everyone how to do realistic portraits of people and I used Luke (that guy from across the street) as my model and he came in so people could draw him. It’s so nice to have friends who will model for you. This was also the first time I had really really done a guy’s face (at least realistically) so I learned a whole lot from my own teaching. Isn’t it funny that you learn more when you teach to others than when you actually sit and listen? Hmmm funny but true.

Here’s what the finished portrait looked like:

Also finished 4 loads of laundry. Yup. FOUR loads. Gulp. You try carrying that up and down a flight of stairs and across town in heels. Hehe well at least I looked cute doing it.

Watching American Idol, I think I’m a closet fan of the show. I pretend I don’t watch it when around my posse but am completely hooked on the show. Always been routing for Nadia Turner this whole time but when she came up there, I was just shocked. The girl has a MOHAWK now. What was she thinking??? She did a Cyndi Lauper song - Time after Time … uh… damn girl get back on track. You were like #1 every time what were you thinking??? I ended up voting for Carrie Underwood this week. I think that’s her name. She’s the blonde chick who did that song by Heart. I got goose bumps when I heard it… she’s been known for doing country songs every time she gets up there but this time she did a pop song and she sang it better than anyone else there!! Silly me called the American Idol lines a million times and voted for her. Hehe you still can… 1-866-IDOLS-02 — that’s the number to vote for Carrie. I like Nadia too but this week my hat goes off to Carrie. You go girl.

Love you all so much!

Sweet kisses,
Isabella
xoxooxox

Perfect day

Current Wardrobe: dark black corset, black thigh highs, black garter belt, black thong

I’ve been drinking tonight, but I definitely know my limit. I’m at that point where evvvverything just feels so good. *smiles* and see I can even type right lol.

Mmmmm I am definitely overdressed for the night, wonder if I should strip anything off? And wow I am so very horny right now. One of my lovely sissies just got me off but now I want more *giggles* you know how it is when you’re just getting started for the night, right? I can’t just stop after cumming once lol….

And in non-horny news,

This past Saturday I participated in the nationalized war protest at Balboa Park but most of us were in front of the college with signs and stuff. There were like 8 policemen on motorcycles on all parts of the streets around us but it was a peaceful demonstration and it was a really awesome display if you ask me. If you missed the event and want to know more about it and live in this area, you can check it out at the San Diego Coalition for Peace and Justice. I met a few friends there and was just surprised at the sheer amount of people who actually showed up for it. There were hundreds, an absolute thrill to be just one of many to make a difference. Some wars are meant to be fought. But not this one. I try to steer away from political subjects most of the time but I really think peace should be a worldwide goal. How hard is it to just be nice to each other? I just don’t understand. A lot of my callers are in the military and my heart sincerely goes out to all of you. Please be safe out there and come back home safely and I miss you.

Also I spent most of the whole week working on glamour photography shoots with really hot local models. It’s easy to stay professional when I’m out there with the lens and tripod, but when I get back home and I’m touching up the pictures… sometimes it gets me really hot and excited just knowing I was just inches away from some hot girl’s beautiful pussy. *tiger growl* Mmmm so much temptation out there! It’s been a while since I’ve been with a girl, definitely wanting one right now!! Any takers?

I finished 3 drawings, I promise to upload them later so you can preview it - it’s such a rush to finally get things done the way they were intended.

Still waiting for my new naughty strapon in the mail.

Tomorrow I’ll be teaching a 4-hour art workshop at noon but after that I’ll have the whole day (and night) free for calls. Woohoo!

I am craving a pantyboy. Who wants to be my lesbian lover for the night? You’re gonna get fucked HARD!

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoox

Happy St. Pattie’s Day!

Current Wardrobe: short black dress and light green panties…. got my green on!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! What a lovely day too, no rain! Woohoo! Tonight my friends and I are going to Shamrock 2005 which is gonna be REALLY awesome - all sorts of local bands get together in downtown San Diego and everyone drinks beer and gets drunk LOL. I’m not much of a beer drinker but I like to listen to the music and hang with my friends. If any of you live out here, you should go! It’s between 4pm-midnight. I’ll probably be out there around 8ish or so but won’t stay all night cause I’d like to do some phone sex calls tonight.

Last night was really hilarious, I went with some of my lesbian friends to Six Degrees to drag night and they all dressed me up as a boy even with the hair stubble and a male wig and all that stuff and me and four girls went on stage and pretended to be the Beatles. It was SOOOOO funny OMG. It’s so much fun to just dress up and have fun once in a while. My sister hung out with us and flirted with some of the girls for free drinks which was kinda mean of her, she’s a married woman and she pretends to be gay just to hit on the women so they’ll buy her drinks. How rude lol guess I gotta be a good big sister and kick her ass, huh?

Something else that’s really cute too, a little boy still in middle school has an adorable crush on me. He waits for the bus every morning and waves and me and blows kisses. LOL. Cute little kid.

Took some excellent photos of some local models around here, wow they turned out amazing! I am definitely going to have to start drawing or painting them. I love having my own original material to work from, so I am really stoked. Beauty in substance is phenomenal. The way people walk with their torsos slightly tilted can be one wonderful work of art. Liquid salivation begins now :)
Updated my amazon wishlist with a new drawing perspective book that I have become pretty desperate for (wink wink) anyone wanna see me get good?? lol…. and thanks to the observation of a cool guy in my journal comments - I finally updated my dick blick wish list so that my email is right and it’s all updated too with stuff I need and took off things I’ve got already. Feeling generous? *flirtatious grin*

Mmmmmm mmmmmm dance with me, I like this song.

Love,
Isabella
xoxooxxoox

finally

Current Wardrobe: light green spaghetti strap t-shirt (see-thru with lace), black pin-striped pants, sexy black Manolo Blahnick shoes, black trouser socks, black bra, black g-string

Mmmmmm finally my phone is installed. Thank God. It almost didn’t happen, but thanks to a few bitchy words followed by some sweet thank yous, I got the line installed. So here’s my phone and I get a real dial tone. Amazing. Now I’ll be logged in more for you all… a lot of you have been so bummed that for the last few weeks I’ve only been doing graveyard calls, so now you all may be lucky to get me at a decent hour.

I just got back shopping and let me just say that I just got the COOLEST new pair of shoes. They’re red and black and have little round bouncy feather things on them and ankle/leg straps that end up wrapping all the way to my knee just like in Vogue… it looks SO retro. Ended up running $350 for this pair, but it looks really cool.

Something weird happened. Maybe weird isn’t the word. Maybe happened isn’t the word. I went with some friends and drove to University Square and ate at this little chinese restaurant and we were all sitting in our booth eating and drinking and then it got really quiet and we realized something. The restaurant was playing Vanessa Carlton on the speakers. Ok. This is a CHINESE restaurant. Shouldn’t they be playing mandolins or harps or some cute instrumental oriental music? It was odd but kind of cool. I like Vanessa Carlton, but figured the only restaurant that would be sick and twisted enough to play her music while you’re trying to scarf down lunch is maybe at some hole in the wall deli or something. Oh well. I’m SO stuffed right now. I’m not going to eat for a week. Gah.

Started working on a new drawing. Well a painting. Well neither. I can’t describe it because it’s not pencil and it’s not paint. They’re called aqua monoliths - and it’s a new medium I bought at Dick Blick Art Supplies a couple days ago. I’ve been drawing on a thing called the “art board” but it’s already pre-primed so every time I wet and dabble the drawing with water the whole piece of art turns into a soluble but non-soaking watery mess. Anyway, it’s an EXCELLENT medium but I should be trying it on heavy paper rather than a board. I love this stuff. I get control of the (non-wood) pencil as well as the smoothness of watercolor type paint. Anyone here ever use aqua monoliths? They’re really something else. I like them. Started working on a pin-up type cartoonish drawing/painting of model Natasha Yi. She’s stunning. I love her.

Speaking of models. I’ve got at least 4 photoshoots to do this week with three local models I met down here. I’ll be photographing each of them for a new art project I’m doing. I spent all Sunday scoping out different scenes in San Diego that could fit the background right and ran across some spectacular things. One person I’ll shoot at the Cactus Gardens in Balboa Park - if any of you have seen the cactus gardens then you know how awesome the shadows are at noon. Got another person I’ll be doing at the suspension bridge where the canyon is off Spruce and take some naturistic/futuristic shots there. And got another model who is this totally gothic/industrial chick with black hair and the whole black ambience who will do public modeling at Horton Plaza and at nearby bus stops/street photography/under construction sites. I love it. And Thursday will be photographing a nude pregnant woman for an upcoming calendar in an art show. I still have a handful of models to get with this week so I’ve got my hands full with all that. But I really need these original pieces for some new art pieces I’ll be making for an art gallery. They need 3 paintings from me this month and I need some new and creative material and ideas. Woohoo.

So this week I’ll be working on photo shoots during the day but will be available for calls throughout the evenings/night/and graveyard.

Oh something really twisted. Have you guys seen those torture devices they used back in the olden days that were terribly painful and horrifically cruel? I’ve seen maybe one or two devices in movies or heard of things but my roommates were telling me about a traveling torture show that comes to S.D. every so often and displays all their torture equipment for tourists. I was fascinated yet equally reluctant to know more about it and found this website called OccasionalHell.com which shows photos of each device as well as how it was used. Some things on there just turned my stomach. Not because of the gore or the blood, I can handle seeing anything - trust me. I spend enough time volunteering in hospitals that most anatomical deficincies aren’t so scary. What sickened me was just how brutal and creative the torturous engineers were. To mutilate someone and braid their legs into a wheel and hoist them up in the air for animals to devour them alive for days and days and parade them up on a stick naked like some fun event. How sick. What kind of disillusioned fuck would put intricate gold artwork on the Pear of Anguish. I doubt the person being tortured will be looking at the artwork. Interesting that pieces like that are now considered collector’s items. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t like something like THAT up my pussy. No way. I’ll take a dildo any day. Makes me wonder. Does that mean today’s ball gag will be on tomorrow’s Christie’s auction block?

Aaah sometimes I just wonder just how much we know ourselves. I mean, everyone has some sort of double life. Guys who call me often live very demure private professional lives and when I talk to them they turn into female sluts, cuckold sissies, dominating masters, adult babies or whatever who just want to release frustration. I can see that in everyone. When I meet people on the street, my first thought is usually… I wonder what their fetish is? Do they wear teal panties under their clothes? But can you imagine being alive two hundred years ago where people’s double lives weren’t fetishes, but torturous occupations? Can you IMAGINE what it would be like to be one of those crazy people torturing people with those devices? How you can you LOOK at someone in pain and not help them??? I mean, when I dominate men in the bedroom… I take measures to make sure the one I am with is enjoying the pain and am careful with safety and consideration. But to physically hurt someone, cutting off their body parts and ripping their guts out and stuff… what kind of sick fuck would do that? Those very men lived double lives and would go home to their wives and their ladies would have absolutely no knowledge of what their men would do. They’d be ripping on women’s breasts and horrible stuff. Ugh. Anyway, didn’t mean to get so graphic I just get all worked up when I just think what it would be like on the OTHER point of view. I can imagine how the victim would feel. But the one inflicting the pain? I just don’t have it in me to even comprehend the motivation to even consider hurting someone like that.

Food for thought: If you got paid a shitload of money to mutilate innocent people all day, would you do it? I would hope everyone’s answer would be no. But that’s just me. I’m too nice.

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

thank you

Current Wardrobe: classy black and pink skirt with matching top from hot topic, pink panties and matching bra, heels

Last night was unbelievable, had a very long intuitive call with someone who simply melted me from my brain-to my pussy-to my feet. Mmmmm thank you so much! Hope you had a safe flight sweetie and hope you got to your hotel safely. Funny how much we have in common, you sure we aren’t related?

By the way, that guy from last night - his name is Luke, incredibly gorgeous and a personality to match but I can’t help but feel shy around him. Everything he says makes me laugh and it’s like I can’t even form a complete sentence when we talk. Does that happen to any of you? Sigh. I don’t think I’ll ever get over my shyness when meeting new people. Turns out he actually knows both of my roommates and the three of us hung out a little this afternoon. He’s kind of clingy though and follows me around everywhere. Maybe that’s a good thing? A gorgeous guy following you around like a leach? Hmm. I dunno I think I like the nerds and geeks a little more. I always fall for geeky intellectual men who fall under the radar more than I do the pretty boys. Pretty boys gotta work harder *grins*

Ohhhh and for that very special someone - you know who you are - I ordered a kick ass strapon online from the UK and it will take some time to get here but it looks really awesome and I can’t wait to use it on you! Gotta love shiny leather *muah*

Got commissioned to create a drawing of Al Pacino as “Scarface” for a new client who needs me to draw him while smoking a pipe or cigar for a new smoke store opening up. If anyone knows of any cool al pacino pictures with him smoking as scarface PLEASE let me know!! I need some ideas.

In about an hour and a half gotta go run to Kinkos - did you know that they have a new program where you can print stuff from your computer right to the kinkos store? Yup! Tonight I’m experimenting and am printing out some of my art and making reproduction prints on card stock paper… all I have to do is pick it up. I’ll let you know how it goes. Wouldn’t it be neat if it actually turned out halfway decent?

I’ll log in for calls around 11pm or midnight tonight — see you all later!
Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxooxxo

it’s all about feeling good

Current Wardrobe: black lacy see-thru nighty, black thigh highs, no bra, no panties

Ok so I’m all dressed up in this sexy little outfit typing on the computer with the blinds open on the second floor of the apartment overlooking the street and I’m thinking two things: 1) why am I listening to paula abdul? and 2) why is there no one in my room fucking me right now? LOL

It’s kind of dark in here all I see is the light of the computer monitor and the red light on the stereo and other than that… I see the kitty’s eyeballs but that’s about it. It’s really peaceful, wish it was like this all the time. Mmmmm and I am so incredibly horny! I did a couple phone sex calls today and one in particular got me REALLY going and after the call I was playing with myself on the bed and made such a yummy mess that I had to do a load of laundry before logging in so that my bed would be nice and clean. So what I do now that my nipples are all hard and my pussy’s all wet? I can think of a few things *winks*

A friend of mine stopped by to see where I live now and she surprised me with a bag of goodies from the porn shop cause she knows I’m crazy about sex toys and stuff. So guess what she got me? Let’s see (peeking through bag) mmmm a Girls Gone Wild dvd, a ‘girls of Hawaiian Topic’ dvd, a funky looking glow in the dark dildo, sex dice, and a cock ring. Hmmmm ok the dildo I am definitely gonna be using tonight… the cock ring? What am I gonna do with that when I don’t have a guy to put it on? shakes her head.

Ok now this is funny because I seriously see someone staring at me from across the street and he’s kinda hot. To flirt or not to flirt, that is the question. Maybe I’ll flash him a tit. *giggles*

(ten minutes later….)

OMG you guys. You will not BELIEVE what I just did. I totally flashed him and he waved at me and motioned for me to come down there and I got really shy and shut my blinds really fast and a few minutes later he KNOCKED ON MY DOOR!!!!! OMG OMG OMG Ok so I flirted with him and closed the door but that’s not the point LOL. I’m not going to SLEEP with the guy - I don’t even know his name! But DAMN! Woohooo!! *gets all happy again* there’s always tomorrow, right?

So where’s my dildo now? Aaah there we go. Got my batteries too. Tonight… is gonna be good. My pussy and my clit are ready.

Mmmmmmmmmmm oooohhhh aaaaahhhhh yeeah baby

See you all later!
Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoxo

can you believe march has gone by this fast?

Current Wardrobe: black yoga t-shirt, black gym pants, socks, shoes, white thong, white sports bra

Mmmmm just got back from the gym and a very big yoga workout - it always feels SOOOO good after a big stretch mmmmm anyone wanna give me a massage? *smiles*

Went back to the original Starbucks in Spring Valley that I had grown to fall in love with and SOOO many people were there that had missed me drawing, you have no idea what an ego boost that is to have school children watch you draw and think the best of you. All of those kids are amazing and watching them attempt to draw in the coffee shop is always one of the best feelings in the world. Two of them just joined my art class, woohoo!!! I’m now teaching 24 people how to draw *grins* and we all non-suck!

This afternoon I’m going to a San Diego hospital to do some volunteer work as well as a photography session. I’ll be taking some pictures of some of the beds and machines there (with permission from the media director, thank God they said ok!) so when I work on some of my new paintings, I can have some photo references of how the hospital looked like. Last time I was there I met this cool little boy (maybe 9 or 10 years old) who had pneumonia and I think he’s being released to go back home today so I hope I see him before he goes. He wants to grow up and be a “fireman on a rocket” lol maybe he wants to be an astronaut and doesn’t realize it yet. I bought him a rocket lighter that I saw at a gas station for like a dollar and thought of him.

Updated my site with a couple new pages, hopefully no more missing links! Check it out!

Got a jury duty notice in the mail. April 5th I’m supposed to show up for jury duty. Has anyone ever done that? Is it weird sitting there all day listening to testimonies? Am I allowed to draw the whole time? Does it last a few hours? A few days? A week? A year?? Knowing me I’d be doing sketch art of the whole trial lol. Is the judge going to ask questions about me before putting me in the jury pool? I can see it now:

Judge: “So have you ever done jury duty before?”
Me: “Nope.”
Judge: “Do you have any financial difficulty from preventing you from being a juror?”
Me: “Only if it’s not an O.J. trial.”
Judge: “Have you seen the defendant before?”
Me: “Nope. But I’d have to hear his voice to know if I know him.”
Judge: “Why?”
Me: “I’m a phone sex operator.”
—- hear the hush and giggles and laughter from audience —
Judge: “Cool what’s your number?”
Me: “1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0519064″
Judge: “I’ll summons you to my chamber after trial and sequester you.”
Me: “That’ll cost more than $25 a day, Your Honor.”
Judge: “I can afford it.”
Me: “Sounds good.”
Judge: “All right, you’re a juror. Be here tomorrow 8am sharp.”

LOL

Ok maybe it won’t go like that, but who knows??? See you all later!

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoxooxox

so many events!

Current Wardrobe: black see-thru long-sleeved shirt, red metallic bra, red thong, black jeans, black socks and black fashion boots

I got to watch STOMP here in san diego last night which was really awesome! I’ve seen them on tv but they are so much better in person cause you can see and hear every little detail. They started off with the brooms and dust and dancing in the sand and moved into sinks, water, pots, pans, and even minor things like a pack of toothpicks. It was unbelievable to watch - they are all very talented and towards the end they really got the crowd into it with our feet and hands, FANTASTIC performance! One of the main reasons I wanted to go to the event was because Chris Rubio was performing. He is a San Diego native (El Cajon to be exact which is very close and I shop there often) and the WHOLE crowd seemed to know him. And he wasn’t JUST a performer. He was the #1 performer and danced harder and better and faster than any of the others up there. He was amazing and did ALL SORTS of solo jigs and we all gave him a standing ovation afterwards. Chris you ROCK! Let’s hook up sometime for some drinks if you ever get off your stomp tour. After the show the whole crowd was so pumped up and excited that all the way back to our cars, people were making noises with their keys, their playbill pamphlets, their feet, finger snapping — all in an unusually satisfying unison beat. I still think one of the best parts about the night was when stomp came back up for an encore and everyone in the crowd got to participate in “stomplike music” - my friends and I were totally into it and loved every minute of it! Oh and can’t forget the way we all honked our horns in the parking lot. Sounded like a hornfest with everyone’s different sounding horns and people beeping at random intervals. Unbelievable.

The phone situation:
Awoke this morning with my kitty sleeing beside my arm and I must say - opening my eyes first thing in the morning to see the most adorable cat with his eyes closed. Doh! So cute. Spent the next few hours pacing the apartment waiting for the phone guy to install the line and when he gets here, there’s nothing but obstacles. First he discovered the line went through the apt. downstairs but the people weren’t home so he couldn’t do it. A few minutes after he left, the people “all of a sudden” showed up. Funny how that happens. I called the guy and bribed him to come back over and when he does, realizes that the fuckers downstairs drywalled over the phone box. Yikes. So now he’s got to run a new wire to the apartment, which he can’t do till Monday at 11am. I hate that. But I’ve got a temporary alternative, forwarded my cell to the house phone and begged my roommates for phone usage for each night this weekend till my phone gets installed. Woohoo it’s on for now. But as of Monday, I’ll log in a little extra (daytime too) since I’m getting so many requests from a lot of you. Thanks for sticking around :)
Mortifying moment: The phone guy was under my bed fiddling around with a dead wire on the wall and stumbled across one of my vibrators.

Still routing for Nadia Turner on American Idol. You go girl!

I’ll be attending the ArtWalk in April here in San Diego - wanted to set up my own booth but who has $350 to spend on a table? *sigh* one of these days I’ll be able to really do what I want.

Anyone know a good grant writer?

I’m horny, my nipples are hard…. and I haven’t had a good cum in a very long time!
Kisses
Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoxoxo

stomp

Current Wardrobe: short jean skirt, white cotton skimpy bikini panties, silver halter top, black heels with ankle straps

Woke up in the middle of the night with this incredible urge to draw. It was 4 in the morning and everything in the world just “made sense” and I just started scribbling in the dark, then when I was done I went right back to sleep and forgot completely about it. When I awoke this morning, crawling out of bed around 10:30am there was my little notepad and I was just shocked cause it’s unlike anything else I draw. Usually I like to draw seductive erotic nude woman or other things related to figure drawing. But this. Very different. It was the picture of a cat sitting on the shoulder of a sick boy with the cat’s chin resting on the boy’s head sleeping while the boy watches television. Sort of poignant and touching.

I recently got approached by someone heading up a huge Art Expo coming up in June - and they want me to showcase my art in a booth which is extremely exciting. I’ve never made an appearance for my art before, so this an unbelievable opportunity. The theme of the event is called “The Healing Power of Art” and they want me to create some things that convey healing and sensitivity. So when I went to sleep last night, I listened to Enya (of all people) and when I closed my eyes… all I saw were these different paintings and drawings…. all sorts of images. And I just kept having these urges to draw. Have you ever done that? Surely it’s not just me.

The cell phone rang as I REM-slept, I have a pretty good idea who it was but honestly I was so out of it with all the images in my head and having the artistic ambience of unbridled and incomplete fantasies that I have absolutely no recollection of what I said or what was said to me. *bangs head on pillow* please forgive me, for I know not what I do *giggles* - I’ll dress you up extra pretty next time promise!

Tomorrow the phone line gets installed, about freaking time. And then woohoo I can start taking calls FOR REAL without my cell phone hanging up mid-sentence. My sister and I tried to have a normal ten minute telephone conversation and we got cut off about 4 times in less than 10 minutes. So much for reception LOL.

Today’s “International Women’s Day” which is sort of cool but what does it mean? Do we go outside and say - Hey I’m a Woman Let’s Celebrate? That’s a little strange but ok.

Tonight I’m going to see the group “STOMP” in San Diego at the Civic Theater which is gonna kick serious ass! Gotta love hearing them use the trash cans as drums and play with spoons on their legs. Come one come all! They may still have more tickets available so if you live around here you’ve GOTTA come!

By the way, I’m horny…. again

Love,
Isabella
xoxooxoxox

time goes by

Current Wardrobe: black teddy and black thigh highs *meow*

Hey everyone *blows kisses* hope everyone is doing good, thanks for all the emails and letters, it means so much - hope I’ve been good about responding! My phone should be installed in just two more days and I can start taking calls again woohoooo!

Let’s see… what all have I done in the last three days hmmmm. Well Sunday I went to VaginaFest in San Diego which was a really awesome event for women especially for those who can’t afford health insurance because it gave them a chance to get free pap smears and free HIV testing and all that good stuff. I got there too late for that, but I did get to see some hot bellydancers! There were raffle drawings for strapon dildos and all sorts of neat stuff. I knew one of the girls who won because she usually hosts karaoke night at Six Degrees - don’t you just love running into people you know at the most unusual places?

Been working on a few freelancing web design jobs, those have come in handy for money lately. So relaxing too, doing things on my own time - sure makes life less stressful. As far as my new apartment goes, I LOVE the people I room with - they are SO sweet and I couldn’t ask for better roommates. The location is actually a very coveted area but where are the restaurants? No starbucks for at least 2 miles. Come on people. Can’t you build one next door? I drove around all over the place just looking for just any little place to eat besides fast food Mexican. I don’t know about you but at 6am I don’t want a burrito. Some of you disagree LOL cause I’ve heard some pretty unusual Mexican concoctions you people like for breakfast. Not for me though. I want something that’s not gonna give me the runs when I’m running *giggles*

There’s this guy who really likes me. Really really likes me. With a capital R. We’ve been spending a great deal of time together, even got to see his place for the first time (he’s the one who reformatted my computer)… and he’s kinda hot and really sweet and we’ve got a great deal in common. But. (Here’s the but). He’s 22 and still a virgin. Now before you all start giving me advice let me just say this. I’ve slept with virgins before but what’s weird is that he says he will NEVER have sex until he is married. *crinkles forehead* so where does that leave me??? He really likes me. Seriously with the big M in mind. I swear marriage is the LAST thing on my mind. The idea of me being married is so far-fetched and out there I’d have to be drunk AND high in vegas with a blindfold AND be awoken with amnesia on to ever get married at this point in my life. So how do I handle it??? Do I lead the guy on? I’m interested in him too, but not in the big-commitment way. Dating is so freaking hard. I’ve been “just friends” with him for over a year now so it’s not like we’ve just met and I can just turn the other way. We’ve been getting really close and now I’m just so confused. He thinks maybe I could be the one. And well… I think he’d be great in bed. So how can we possibly mesh??? He’s unbending in his religious beliefs and I’m unbending in not wanting to take the vow. Not now. Not in 5 years. Not in 10 years. Maybe when I’m old maybe. And then it would only be for insurance purposes or something. Aaah I’m just rambling, don’t mind me. LOL

It rained on Friday when a friend and I went to see Jonny Lang in concert, spent 2 hours looking for parking and eventually just gave up and forked over a wad of cash to park in the deck - 6 stories up. Wasn’t so bad at first but on the way back, the elevators stopped working and we had to walk 6 flights of stairs (in heels) to the top and we were ALL soaking wet - there were like 50 of us all smothered like sardines walking up there. *note to anyone reading this who happens to run the city of san diego: please fix the elevators in the concourse on 4th/B St please - thank you - I’ll flash you my tits if you really do it too!*

Anyway, we saw Jonny Lang in concert and all I can say is his voice is just as powerful on stage as it is on cd. He sings with his eyes closed which is cool but he only opened them maybe 5 times during the whole concert. It got me thinking about all the times I close my eyes when I’m doing things when I don’t even pay attention. The way I close my eyes when having sex, or being on the phone, or closing my eyes when I eat chocolate. Why is that? Maybe singing is a sexual experience to him… or maybe he doesn’t want to see the audience? It wasn’t bright at all (pretty dim actually). The few times he opened his eyes it felt like he was looking right at us (the audience on the floor where I was) and it just made us scream louder. Funny how that is. I didn’t really think about it till now. A girl named Keri Noble opened for him. I hadn’t heard of her before but was truly impressed. A lot of you know that I’ve got this obsession with female singers, especially ones who really have vocal AND musical talent - like jewel, tori amos, lauryn hill, sarah mclachlan, aimee mann, melissa etheridge, the list goes on… Well this girl HAD it. She had it all. She played keyboard and had a voice that had the power of alanis morrissette, the songwriting similar to Joni Mitchell, the down-to-earthness of Norah Jones, the looks of a gillian anderson (from x-files except with blonde curly hair), and it was just her and her guitarist. No dj. No mixing. No backup singers. Just the keyboard and guitar. And it was just powerful! I bought her cd and she signed it for me backstage - got to meet her and shook her hand and wished her the best - she’s definitely gonna make it! You all should check her out at KeriNoble.com” and see what I’m talking about! She’s on tour right now all over the U.S. with Jonny Lang so maybe you’ll be lucky enough to see them both in your hometown.

My cat’s hungry, better go feed him before he starts going crazy.

See you all later!!! Bye bye!
*MUAH*

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoxo

reminiscent

Current Wardrobe: long-sleeved floral print shirt, black jeans, black socks, shoes, black bra, dark grey panties

Can you believe today is March 4th? Wow. Today has always been a big day for me. Most of you don’t know this, but I was married briefly a long time ago. Briefly. Very briefly. And March 4th was the “big day” for us. Funny how time can go by and it still feels like an anniversary even though it was so long ago. It’s been five years since then and it still gives me the chills. It’s hard to imagine me married, it really is. The idea of me being settled down living on some ranch farm popping out babies and being a soccer mom just isn’t me. Some people are meant for that. And some people are just meant to do something different. I suppose it’s natural for me to be alone, being independent has grown on me so much that I actually PREFER to be single. I mean, there’s times I feel alone and I just want someone to hold me - but I’ve got good close friends for that… as well as a handful of fuck buddies I can count on one hand that can fulfill a quick sexual desire. Any of you ever feel nostalgic when you reflect on past flames? I’m sure I’m not the only one.

I went to my old apartment this morning, took care of some last minute stuff, turned in my keys to the complex and said goodbye to all my neighbors. Sniff sniff. I’m going to miss that place.

Yup I’m going to miss the bad stuff too. Going to miss my neighbors fighting at odd hours of the night and hear them having sex so loud that I can’t hear my own vibrator. Going to miss the sound of screaming children playing at the pool yelling Marco-Polo. Going to miss the sound one of the neighbors who bickers cause my cat shits in his yard. Going to miss the one pervert across the way who always peeks through my blinds when I’m getting undressed. Going to miss having to walk through the rain and walking 3 blocks in the dark cause an asshole has parked in my spot again. Going to miss the impotent drug dealer I once had sex with that made me so nauseus just looking at him - hard to believe I was THAT high. Going to miss the same nosy lady asking me about my love life and wondering if I’m gay or straight cause of all the people coming to and from my front door at 1am. Going to miss all the kids that came into my apartment to look at my art and every five minutes hear “can I have this? can I have this too? can I have this too? what about this can I have it?”

Aaaah and so much good stuff…. going to miss walking to yoga class, walking to the gym cause it was so close, being able to run in a pretty safe neighborhood. Going to miss being so close to the grocery store and post office and Starbucks. God. Starbucks. THAT I will miss. The nearest starbucks is really far from where I am now. But thankfully I’m close to Claire de Lune which is an even better coffee shop, just a little longer drive. Gonna miss being able to masturbate in my room without worrying if a roommate might walk in on me. Going to miss walking around the apartment naked. Going to miss flirting with the pizza boy. Going to miss the kids that used to watch me work on paintings on my patio outside. Going to miss me friendly neighbor who would feed my cat and be there for me late at night when I needed someone to talk to. Going to miss having the respect of almost every single neighbor there as well as the manager’s office because of my art… I will miss that probably the most.

What can I say? I get to save 400 bucks a month, get great parking AND I get to keep the cat and smoke 420 in the apartment. Yeah. I like this!

Tonight is the Jonny Lang concert at 9pm… this is gonna rock! Tell you about it later!

Oooh and I got my computer reformatted, I LOVE the new speed on this baby! And last night was the wet t-shirt contest and this girl with HUGE TITS (like double D’s) won and she was so hot WOW… I didn’t win but I sure had a lot of fun and ended up with ten phone numbers from fawning men. You all should have been there!

Five more days till I get my phone line installed in the apartment and I can start taking regular calls again! I’m just as impatient as all of you, trust me!

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoxoxoox

sweet home california

Current Wardrobe: red and black bra and matching panties from Fredericks, short black skirt, short sleeved white and red v-neck shirt, tall black heels

Hey there :-) hope everyone is doing good! I know I am *smiles* so far things are going pretty smoothly except for my computer which is getting reformatted this weekend. I believe all my emails are caught up now - see I TOLD you I could do it! hehe

My phone will be set up on March 9th which is in 6 days so bear with me, I know you all are going through Bella-withdrawals, but what can I say? Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

It’s really different in this apartment as compared to where I was before, I can hear every car go by, hear every vehicle, even their radios. LOL I can even hear the stupid ice cream truck when it stops RIGHT across the street and I hear that silly xylophone playing. So I am going to seriously have to get this bedroom soundproofed because I can hear when neighbors use their saws or when people with motorcycles rev up their engines. So anyway I’ll get this soundproofed before the 9th so that you can get peace and quiet when I’m on the phone with you. Did you know they actually make soundproof BLANKETS? yup. I was thinking about just putting soundproof blankets on all sides of my canopy bed and using my bed as my “sound studio” but then again, might look kinda ugly. May have to just put some foam stuff up on the walls or something. Any soundproofing suggestions?

Last night I went to Six Degrees which was “Drag It Out” night where they hold a Drag Queen and King show. It’s always so much fun… I think my favorite part was when this guy in drag (she was so pretty) was singing Leann Rimes “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” and actually got UP on the bar and started dancing. All the girls (and guys for that matter) were sticking dollar bills in her skin tight pants. It was so cool. I try to go as often as possible because most of my friends all hang there and it’s good to get social once in a while. One funny thing that’s kind of neat about the drag nights is when someone gets on “stage” (not really a stage, just an open area of the dance floor) people crinkle their dollar bills up into wads of trash and throw them at the singer (they lip-sync) as a way of tipping them. Last night I was throwing dollar bills at one of the people on the stage and and it hit her in the mouth when she was portraying a high note. Whoops. Sorry *laughs* we all had a good time! And then of course my car was double parked and they ended up calling my license plate out to move my car. I’m such a dork sometimes. Afterwards I went to Denny’s with three lesbian friends of mine and got a little sobered up so we could all drive home ok. We had a guy waiting on us who kept flirting and asking us for our numbers and finally one of the girls I was sitting with says to him “If you got a pussy maybe you’ll get pussy” and we all just busted out laughing. I felt so bad for the guy, ended up exchanging numbers with him *maybe I’ll surprise him one day and actually call him back*

One of my best friends called me this morning and said “oh by the way I moved to Escondido.” Don’t you HATE it when someone just up and moves? Oh well… I guess I did it too, huh? I’ll have to make some time to go out there and see her. She’s so pretty, you guys would probably faint if you saw her. Gawd. Lord have mercy. She has tits that would make you die.

Wore out another vibrator. Had to buy a new one. Mmmmmm feels SO good to masturbate. I go through those vibrators more than most people go through gasoline in their cars. I gotta refill my batteries every week and usually have to buy two new toys a month. *goes crosseyed just thinking about it* mmmmmm and I’m thinking about buying a really cool strapon too, it’s good to have some variety, don’t you think?

Tomorrow night I’m going with a friend of mine to see Jonny Lang in concert at 9pm - he’s actually coming here to San Diego! I’m a huge fan - he plays excellent blues and rock guitar. If you live in San Diego or around here then you HAVE to go!!! So I won’t be back home until super super super late, maybe 1 or 2 am-ish.

Any of you watching American Idol? I hope the black girl with the afro-like hair wins. I voted for her!!! She CAN SING!!!!!!! DAMN GIRL sing it!

Let’s see what else… oh yeah I remember hehe saving the best for last.

There’s a wet t-shirt contest tonight near University Ave…. think I might win the $200? HOSE ME DOWN BABY! My nipples get all hard just thinking about it!

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoxoox






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