Archive for June, 2005

Sex, Sociology… and Tom’s Scientology

Current Wardrobe: strapless pink, magenta, silver, and black striped tube top, black skirt, and a pair of white bobby socks

I would do anything for a piece of chocolate right now. And regardless what some people may think, YES chocolate can make some people orgasm. I am a classic example. *raises hand*

Today I took my first Sociology exam. I scored a 92 on it. We also got the results back on the two quizzes we took earlier in the week and I aced both (I thought I did poorly on one but I got an A on it). Woohoo, I feel smart now. I missed one really easy question. I felt so stupid for missing the EASIEST answer on the test. And I KNEW I put it wrong as soon as I turned it in. The answer was “socialization”… so how could I miss that in sociology??? What in the world is wrong with me? Isn’t sociology all about socialization? I put “behaviorism” instead and was way wrong. Anyway at least I got an A- which is still pretty cool.

This afternoon I decided to do some research online on a subject I know absolutely nothing about. Scientology. I was just curious what exactly Tom Cruise has been fussing about. And with an open mind, I began to browse the net. What I found disturbed me to no end and for hours I researched the case of Lisa McPherson who died after 17 days of torture, including roaches eating her alive (there are documented court reports and autopsy photos). Anyway I’m not gonna go on and on about this but one thing really fucking disturbed me. The Church of Scientology has now made a “Lisa clause” that people must sign when joining their cult that says people agree that the church is allowed to take people AGAINST THEIR WILL for any INDEFINITE period of time and the people are signing away their freedom and will not sue in the event of injury and/or death. Who the HELL in their RIGHT MIND would sign that??? That’s like saying, “Yeah I allow you to kidnap me, tie me up to a bed without food or water for years and years or until I die and I promise my family won’t sue.”

Am I missing something?

Anyway on another more… positive note…

Love
Bella
xoxoxoxo

tom cruise and katie holmes

LOL everyone today seems to be talking about tom cruise, which is funny. He’s so… er… hmmm… there are no words. I found this online which is funny as hell. You GOTTA check it out whether you love him or hate him. It’s a spoof of tom and katie singing a song.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/tomcruise_katieholmes.asp

pics of my new apartment

A few days ago I described in my journal what my new apartment looked like but words do not do this place justice. I get to move in July 8th which is coming up!!!

Love
Isabella
xoxooxox

foot for thought

It sure is hard to learn in class when all I keep looking on is my teacher’s nipples. I know I mentioned it before but damn. Today my Psychology teacher (Heather) wore a pink shirt with a black bra under it and I could STILL see her nipples through it. I was wet the WHOLE time during class!!!

Even right now my pussy is dripping wet. There’s this guy who sits beside me who kept noticing me looking at Heather’s tits and he kept smiling at me… as if he knew my “secret” or something. I KNOW I couldn’t have been the only one in class looking.

It was downright impossible to concentrate on the frontal lobes of the brain and understand neurons and all that brain stuff when my eyes were frozen to her gorgeous breasts. One thing we were talking about was the right and left hemispheres of the brain where certain things trigger certain body parts and it turned out that the genitals were located right near the feet. So I raised my hand and asked if that might explain why some people have foot fetishes and she said her first response was no because very little research supported that theory. So that makes me wonder…. maybe I should do my own research on foot fetishes when I start to understand this more. Surely feet are connected sexually to the brain somehow. They HAVE to be. Even in reflexology, the big toe if rubbed supposedly stimulates the pituitary gland.

I am so freaking wet right now.

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoxoox

a little music, a little nudity

Current Wardrobe: black t-shirt, black g-string, blue jeans

My roommates are jamming with their friends in the living room so I had to log out of phone sex for a while because I doubt any callers wanna hear people playing guitars and drums in the background. It does sound cool though, really cool… probably about 10 folks in the living room right now but I’m not gonna go out there and disturb them. Or hehe, maybe I should… wouldn’t I be naughty if I just walked out there right now and put on some really kinky lingerie outfit? hahaha lol

Yeah as much as I love listening to live music, it’s kind of a pain in the ass to hear it when I’m logged in for work and trying to make a living. I can’t wait to get my own place! It sure is nice to hear this music every once in a while though, sounds really cool. Wish I could record it so you could hear it, they really do sound amazing… sounds like indy acoustic blues music or something you’d hear in the Tiki Room in Pacific Beach or something. It sounds very gaslamp-like. Very cool music…

Maybe this should be an excuse for me to leave the place for a little bit and study for my psych 101 class for tonight since I haven’t even opened the book in the last 5 days.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

lj cuts

Just so everyone knows, I finally learned how to do an lj-cut after SEVERAL people requested me to start doing that this month. So I went back all the way to early April and edited my posts to give them LJ-cuts to make pages load faster and allow faster reading. Plus it lets you decide what the hell you wanna read in the first place. Anyway… just so you know!

Love
Isabella
xooxoxoxo

sexual questions from another LJ user

1. What height do you prefer your significant other? a little taller but not necessary

2. Do you like passive or aggressive? Passive

3. What would be the oldest you’d date? age is relative, several deciding factors (maturity, attraction, sexual chemistry)

4. What would be the youngest? 21, they gotta be old enough to go to the clubs with me

5. Who was the last person you had sex with? ummmm Scott & Jenn

6. How long was your longest relationship? 5 years

7. Would you date an ex a second time? no to all except one

8. What’s your favorite position during sex? depends on who I’m fucking

9. If it was a guarantee your boy/girlfriend wouldn’t find out, would you cheat? no

10. Do you prefer friends with benefits or relationships? Relationship

11. Have you ever had a threesome? yup had one this weekend *grins*

12. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? yes

13. Would you have sex in public? yes

14. Most spontaneous place you’ve had sex? glass elevator in Niagara Falls

15. If your boy/girlfriend wanted to experience other people, would you still date them? yes as long as I joined in

16. Would you hook up with a friends ex? no

17. Are you currently dating anyone? not technically

18. What would you do if you caught your boy/girlfriend cheating? depends on if we have an open relationship or not… if we DO then I’d just ignore it but if we DON’T then I’d leave them and find someone better

19. Would you ever date a good friend of the opposite sex? yes if I was mentally and physically stimulated by them

20. What is your favorite sexual bedroom act? Dominating men to make them worship me or licking a girl’s pussy

a few things

Current Wardrobe: blue jeans, pink t-shirt that says “It’s All About Me-Ow” with a pussy cat on it, red panties with a horseshoe on them (lucky panties) and black socks

* Niteflirt temporarily removed 3 of my listings cause of nudity. Again. Except this time there was no nudity which kind of upsets me. Anyway, you all can still call me as usual - you just have to use specific listings. Or else just go to my website and call me from there.

* Met my sister after class for lunch. Went to Bacionne and had some yummy fettucini. My sister is so embarrassed when she is around me. She says I talk about sex a lot. Can you blame me? She’s always trying to hide her face when people walk by. You know what??? There’s NOTHING WRONG with talking about sex in a public place. I mean, I DO have tact… I know when to not talk about sex. But come on! What’s wrong with shocking a few people here and there? I love talking about domination and what kind of sex I have.

* Just got out of Sociology class and my teacher found out what I did for a living, k I told him… his eyes nearly popped out of his head. We had TWO quizzes today. I aced one, I doubt I passed the other. And I REALLY studied for these.

* I am fucking horny. My God. I have seen so many beautiful bouncing titties at school today, I am just dying to get fucked right about now.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox

Phone Sex Schedule

As of today (Monday) I will go back into my regular phone sex routine. I WILL be logged on Wednesday as I will no longer be going to drag night. So my new regular phone sex schedule will be as follows:

Monday: (school from 11am-4pm) 5pm-midnight
Tuesday: (school from 5pm-9pm) 11am-4pm, 9:15pm-11pm
Wednesday: (school from 11am-4pm) 5pm-midnight
Thursday: (school from 5pm-9pm) 11am-4pm, 9:15pm-11pm
Friday: mostly all day and night
Saturday: mostly all day and night
Sunday: mostly all day and night

All times subject to change depending on homework, studying, partying, fucking, eating, dating, and moving arrangements.

Want to call me? Check out my website at Blowphone.com
Love
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

threesome in vegas

Current Wardrobe: pink and black corset, black fishnets, black skimpy panties, black high heels

Wow I’ve only been back from Vegas for half a day and I can’t believe how many of you called me as soon as I logged in!! You all are SOOO sweet, I just LOVE phone sex - what a BLAST!!!


Anyway as I promised…. yes I had a threesome. Seems I’ve been having a LOT of threesomes these past couple months. I had sex with a guy named Scott and a girl named Jen. Let’s just say that we all had been drinking and partying with the whole rocky crowd and one thing led to another. The three of us hauled off into the back bedroom of the hotel suite (with at least a dozen people listening on the other side of the door) and I ate Jen’s pussy like there was no tomorrow. It was hot watching him fuck her while he fingered me and I was licking her tits. Fuck it was hot. And wow, he’s actually really good with his tongue. I was surprised because generally it’s hard to tell if guys will be good in bed so when he went down on me I was having quite the orgasm. Thanks baby :) let’s do that again next year!

I was really REALLY naughty this weekend. Needless to say there was LOTS of orgy action while I was in Vegas and not even an hour after we had sex, I was out by the pool giving girls breast massages for hours! I must have fondled about 30 pairs of breasts over the last 3 days. Big breasts, small breasts, medium sized breasts. But there’s just ONE girl I wanna fondle, but fuck. I respect her too much. Don’t you hate that?

People played naked twister and some of it was videotaped, I watched a little but didn’t join in for that one. BUT I DID join in strip poker the next night before bed and ended up crashing butt naked with some hot red head chick. Don’t ask me what happened with her cause I honestly can’t remember.

SO much happened. I am leaving a LOT out, I know… but I promise… if you go read some more journals… you’ll read LOTS and LOTS of hot sex stuff I left out.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoxo

viva las vegas & rocky horror picture show

Current Wardrobe: blue jeans, hippie flower t-shirt, flip flops, black thong, tan belt

Hey everyone! Just arrived from a 3-night stay in Vegas, what a blast!!! I had such an amazing time, never before have I ever experienced Vegas like I did over these last few days. Plus I needed a few days off, so sorry I haven’t logged in for calls in… um… forever.


Anyway I really don’t know where to start… but here goes. My friends , , and I stayed at the Frontier hotel in Vegas for a few days to attend the Cirque du Rockeil which is the Rocky Horror Picture Show Convention (Rockycon). Jamie is an awesome pop artist and sold out of all his rocky-themed paintings! Congratulations baby! You deserve it! Jamie, Liz, and I went all over Vegas including the Hilton and hit the slot machines and all sorts of games… anyway… I ended up losing $600.00 and then I just called it quits. Gambling just isn’t my thing. But they came home with a few extra bucks, way to go!

For three nights straight I went to different after-show parties in the hotel. Let me just say one thing. The rocky crowd KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!!!! Hot girls in lingerie, guys doing naked twister in the hallway, we broke SO many laws one night. Orgies by the pool, topless bed jumping, drinking games, you name it. I was right in the middle of it, got DOZENS of people who can vouch for me on that! (And it wouldn’t surprise me if some of you rocky people are reading this now)…

Oh and by the way. I had a threesome. More on that later.

I had never even SEEN the Rocky Horror movie so I had no idea what to expect or ANYTHING so low and behold they drew a big red V on my forehead for Virgin and had me and several other rocky-virgins give our best orgasm on the microphone in front of about 500 people. When it was my turn to have my orgasm, I just pretended I was really doing a phone sex call and started doing it and the crowd got totally into it. Afterwards the crowd had to decide whose orgasm was the best out of all of us on stage and I got the loudest cheers! YAY VEGAS! I suppose maybe I had an unfair advantage been a professional orgasmer, but I didn’t say anything LOL. After the show we all went to parties and stuff and people kept coming up to me and saying “nice orgasm” which just made me laugh. This went on for hours and hours till around 6 in the morning when I finally hit the sack. Guess that makes me the reigning Orgasm Queen of Rocky-Con 2005.

Ok you all, I gotta get some sleep… I’ll write when I wake up!
Love
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

Beautiful photography

So earlier this afternoon I paid my deposit on my new townhome so it is DEFINITELY mine for sure. I will be moving there sometime the first week of July. Just gotta wait for the tenants to move first (they should leave July 1st and it takes 3 days to get the place repainted, cleaned, sprayed, etc.)


Move-in date expected to be between July 4th and July 7th…
The good news is that with this new place - which is HUGE… I get all this:

* excellent location, best part of San Diego!!! Hillcrest!!!
* did I say excellent location? I can WALK to the porn shops and clubs from my front door!
* easy to find, easy to give directions to, great central location to invite friends over
* upstairs and downstairs garden townhome (now my cat can run around!)
* 2 bedrooms opposite one another upstairs
* I THINK there’s just one 1 bath but there could be 1 1/2
* fireplace
* personal gated private patio with wooden fence and greenery
* big kitchen
* lots of natural window light
* lots of space, my guess is around 1050 SF which is a lot considering it’s just me there
* next door to a bunch of great gay neighbors (one of them even dresses as a woman!)
* townhome is away from the road, so I don’t hear people driving on the street
* get my own parking spot
* gated entry for my own privacy
* water fountain just inches from front of my door
* really cool brick BBQ shared by tenants but it looks SO cool and BIG AND is surrounded by a huge garden and lots of shade and brick walls. EXCELLENT gardening, there are LOTS of species of plants and flowers ALL over the place and looks like a jungle setting almost.
* LOTS of shade and greenery around the whole place, looks more like a HOME than an apartment.
* big closet space for my paintings
* rent guaranteed not to go up, and it’s a month-to-month lease!
* both bedrooms are NOT adjacent to another building, which means more privacy
* now I can do hypnosis in my home and practice learning!
* my landlord accepts me as a phone sex operator and even wants to know if he can do it too!
* LOTS of places to do photo shoots outside AND inside, so I can do more photoshoots of models

Speaking of photoshoots and photography… Suze Randall was the photographer for these two photos, she does such an excellent job with lighting and backdrops. She is phenomenal!

Talk to you later!
Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox

a little psych 101

Current Wardrobe: long and elegant silky lavendar nightgown, barefoot, pendant around neck

Wow. Just got back from my other class (psychology 101) and I have got the HOTTEST, FINEST, SEXIEST teacher alive. Fuck she is hot.


Her name is Heather and insists we call her by her first name. She asked what my name was and I told her, “You can call me whatever you want to call me…” and smiled at her. She was SOOOO hot!!! Her nipples were ROCK HARD the ENTIRE time she spoke. Not only that, she is a GREAT teacher and fuck, she had the WHOLE class interacting and involved and made it very fun! She was wearing a bra but you could still see her nipples through her shirt. I was salivating the whole time.

I just wanted to bite her nipples. Or pinch them. Or whatever. Fuck she was hot. I mean DAMN!

*still salivating over the teacher*

Love
Isabella
xoxooxox

Dropped a class today

Current Wardrobe: dark blue tube top, skinny black pants, no panties, no bra, black heels

No more Cultural Anthropology for me. Sorry.
Well I just got back from a terrible class. I hated it so much that when we were given our break I just walked right out.


I already dropped it. After one hour I knew I had to get out of there. It’s not the subject matter that bothered me, I LOVE cultural anthropology. But the teacher (a woman, no less) is a complete scatterbrain. She came in completely unprepared, fidgets a lot, uses her hands WAY too much and distracts me because she has trouble communicating verbally when she’s in deep thought. She even wrote the wrong dates on the syllabus and had tests and exams on the wrong dates PLUS every few minutes she would say things like - “oh yeah I forgot” or “I tend to forget things a lot” or “I’m not so good with dates” and “I’m not sure how to define this” or “oh by the way everyone needs to buy a second book because I forgot to write it down.”

Um. I don’t think so. And it was JUST within the first hour and a half!!! I can’t learn in that kind of situation… we were bored out of our minds and people were already falling asleep. She couldn’t keep the subject matter interesting and she kept referring to her OLD work where she studied toddlers and chimpanzees. Um… *rolling eyes* I came in there to learn about cultures, not how chimpanzees relate to one another. If it was just a brief mention of them, then I wouldn’t mind. But this lady WORKS with animals and she kept referring to them over and over. It’s like she forgot she was teaching a college class and would just go off on an unrelated tangent. And she did this constantly. *sigh*

Anyway, I dropped cultural anthropology. Maybe next semester I’ll get a different teacher for it. In about 2 hours, I have my first Psych 101 class… hoping this teacher is better than the one from this morning.

sissy recording

Oh by the way just so you all know, one of my new recordings just got approved on Niteflirt. You all will LOVE it especially if you are bad little sissy sluts.


This recording is designed for obedient little sissy sluts who love sucking strapons and getting fucked by hot girls! Listen to this any time!

* Dildo and Strapon fucking
* Treat you like a sissy slut
* Light humiliation
* Hardcore namecalling
* Meaner attitude than pantyboy recording
* Brief suggestion of wanting a real man
* Lots of giggling and laughing
* Double penetration threesome

This is a professionally DJ’ed RECORDING!
After the first 3 minutes, you will be fucked by two people. Me in your mouth and me in your ass. I have designed this recording so that you hear two people (both me) both fucking you and laughing at you like a pathetic little sissy slut. It really sounds like you hear two people.


$1.50 per minute to listen to the 10 minute recording.

Oh by the way, you’ll see one person left a 2-star rating, which he said was a mistake and will try to get it fixed… so trust me… the recording does NOT suck.

First day of school and more…

Current Wardrobe: a black t-shirt that says “I’m not a sailor, I just talk like one” and some skimpy black panties

Wow!!! Both things I talked about yesterday both came through!!! Woohoo!!! I got approved for the apartment AND I started my very first day of school!!!

I had butterflies in my stomach the entire morning before class started, was SO nervous. Was drawing a new sketch… ANYTHING to keep me occupied. When class started, the teacher introduced himself and within the first 5 minutes I knew I had made the right decision to start college. I am SO going to do well in this class, I can feel it! People always say that if you have the right teacher, then classes can be so fun. Well I couldn’t ask for more. We learned so much in just one day. The first thing we talked about in Sociology was suicide… that more men than women commit it, that most tend to be rich than poor, most tend to be protestant instead of catholic, and most tend to be unmarried. The whole class got involved immediately and it was SUCH an interesting topic! And then of course we learned other things too like socio-economic status and how different rich are from the poor in terms of privileges and power. And best of all, he said we’d have NO term papers for his class this semester! Woohoo!!! I have two other classes to take though and I am BOUND to have papers to write for them though.

And I just got off the phone with my new landlord and he said he was thrilled to have me stay there and that my credit was good enough. Thank GOD! I was SO nervous that my credit would be shitty but apparently it was better than I thought. Tomorrow I’m gonna put down the $1200 deposit, which is a bit pricey but thankfully I’ve saved enough.

The only hard part was breaking to my roommates that I was leaving. It’s always hard to do that. Hard to just say to someone - oh by the way I’m moving. But anyway it went well and I promised to pay a month’s rent in advance even though I won’t be living there, just to make up for it and they thought that was generous of me. So I guess it’s official!

Can’t wait to get out of here!!!

Oh by the way, I’m gonna go to Las Vegas after my Thursday night class and will spend a couple days there, but am bringing my cell phone and depending on reception - will do calls out there as well. I will be vising my friends Jamie and Elizabeth (Jamie’s an awesome pop artist and Elizabeth is his sexy girlfriend) and we’re going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show Convention called Cirque Du Rockeil. Isn’t that hot? Sissy Britney says she will contribute $100 for my mini-vacation, isn’t that sweet??? Ohhh the perfume “Curious” came in, thank you so much sweetheart! It smells absolutely delicious *kisses*

My hypnotic obedient slave turned the tables on me tonight and hypnotized ME for the very first time. You have no idea how hot that is to have one of my hypno subjects actually do ME for the first time, it was INCREDIBLY hot!!! After ALL these calls together, he put me down like a light and I immediately fell into a magical sleep. That was HOT and damn… I can still feel Tiffany Fallon.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxooxoxo

tomorrow is a big day

Curreny Wardrobe: black goth shirt with chains for shoulder straps, black skirt with matching chains (from Hot Topic), ripped fishnets, black boots

Well tomorrow is certainly going to be a very very big day!!! First I start college for the very first time!!!! My first class woohoo!!!! And THEN when I get back home after that class, I will find out if I have been approved for the HUGE townhouse that I want to rent. That will mean a completely different EVERYTHING in my surroundings and I LOVE change and LOVE the feeling that comes along with that!!!


I can’t tell you just how excited I am. I’m not even sure which thing I am more excited about.

I DESPERATELY want to move. Living here with roommates is driving me out of my mind. It’s a complete double standard living here. One of my roommates has turned into an anal bitch, to say the least. And she seems to be snapping over everything. Which is really weird because I hardly ever even see her. I might run into her maybe twice a week running into her in the kitchen or something. And it seems that there is this negative vibe between us. But that’s not the main thing bothering me about this place. First of all, it’s loud as FUCK here. I hear EVERY single car that goes by. I hear EVERY dog’s bark. I hear EVERYTHING. Even RIGHT NOW, I can hear them playing music really loud and doing dishes and running water and laughing loud. I can’t do phone sex in a situation like that. Nothing ruins a caller’s orgasm more than hearing one of my roommates stomp around the house inconsiderately. Plus their cats keep beating up my cat. My poor john NEVER gets to leave this room. Which means he goes CRAZY with cabin fever sometimes and for NO reason in the middle of the night will start jumping on my face or climbing the windows or the walls or jumping on the tv and knocking the dvd player over. Poor guy. My cat AND me need a bigger place. And a place of our own to roam and have our own control.

and yet… I ALSO am excited about college.

I want to get a degree. I want to be able to write fetish books with strong credible credentials to back me up. I want to learn…. and grow… and mature… and meet more people. College seems to be the perfect solution. For the last three weeks, I’ve been studying my college textbooks JUST FOR FUN because I want to learn and want to do well and school hasn’t even started yet!!! But tomorrow is the big day. I’m kind of nervous. Kind of scared. Excited. Sick to my stomach. Anxious. Thrilled. I am feeling so many emotions. What if I suck? What if I forget everything I learned in high school??? What if I can’t remember ANYTHING and sound like a fool? What if I look completely out of place? What if I get overloaded with work? What if I hate everything? What if I have an orgasm during class staring at the teacher???? I swear, my mind is going a million times a minute.

Right now I am at a stage in my life where some serious changes need to be made. And I have a gut feeling that something very good will happen tomorrow.

Love
Isabella
xoxooxoxoxo

P.S. A special thank you to my Chicago slut for sending me $1400 in Niteflirt gift certificates (same as cash) as well as a long 3-hour call on Friday. You are SO sweet, and you have NO idea how much that has helped me. That is going to pay a whole month’s rent PLUS maybe some furniture too! You are SUCH a sweetie and I thank you. I can’t tell you how much that is going to help me…. thank you thank you thank you.

a place to move

Current Wardrobe: blue jeans, green and blue hippie style shirt, socks, shoes, red bra and matching panties

Well as many of you know I’ve been looking for my own place (living with roommates is NOT the life I want to live at the moment). I need to be independent again and for the last few days I’ve been apartment and house hunting for just the right place. And I think I found one.

Today I found an AWESOME townhouse in between Hillcrest and Northpark, which as many of you know is the art, heart, and gay soul of San Diego. I even got to meet several of the neighbors and we all seemed to get along really well and they are SOOOO cool!!! Anyway I paid for a credit check and my application and will find out Monday if I am approved. If so, I may be moving in there the first week of July.

College starts in 3 days!!!! I start Monday! Wish me luck!
Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoox

ran into a caller by accident

Let me tell you a story. Happened to me just today.

This morning I had an incandescent urge to go to visit a gay salon to get my hair done. Usually I get my hair done at another place because I can get my pedicures, waxing, nails, and facials all done at the same time. But I just had to go there. It’s a place in Hillcrest called Hairspray… and it is just thriving with sexual energy. And it’s a HAIR salon. Yet on the walls are all these cool paintings and there are hot sexual magazines and riveting brochures that just make you wonder if you’d walked into a night club by mistake.

And then came this guy. Scissors in hand with sexy blonde hair and an ass to die for. Gay as could be with his wrist waving and his neck on auto-pilot. I immediately smiled and knew I was in for it. I told him what I wanted with my hair which was simple to do… and away he goes. Snip. Snip. Now. What I am about to tell you is true. Every word.

Me and my hairdresser.
This is our actual conversation:

Him: “So… what brings you here today, I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”
Me: “I shop at the porn shop next door so I see this place a lot. Always wanted to come in.”
Him: “Oh nice! Do you shop there a lot?”
Me: “More than you’d believe.”
Him: “Well I definitely get some strong sexual vibes from you. What do you do honey?”
Me: “I’m a phone sex operator.”
(he stops snipping and tilts his head to the side and looks at me through the mirror)
Him: “Are you for real?”
Me: “Oh yeah. Seriously. For real.”
(he smiles and starts snipping again)
Him: “So you talk to people and make them masturbate on the phone?”
Me: “Only if I let them.”
Him: “Wow that’s hot! What kind of people usually call you? Old perverted men?”
Me: “I wouldn’t really say that, most people that call me are usually guys who dress up like girls. Not really perverted though. But some are.”
Him: “OMG really?”
Me: “Yeah. In fact, the main reason I’m here is because some of my callers are sissy hairdressers.”
Him: “OMG Get OUT! Are you for real?”
Me: “Yeah. One of them wears panties under his clothes when he shampoos people and totally gets off.”
Him: “You’re shittin me!”
Me: “Oh it’s hot, I love it.”
Him: “OMG how ironic. I’ve called one of those lines before but it was forever ago…”
Me: “You haven’t even heard my phone sex voice, it sounds different than it does right now.”
Him: “What does your phone sex voice sound like?”
(I clear my throat and talk in my low, whisperous and giggly voice)
Me: “mmmm I bet you’re wearing pretty little lacy pink panties with daisies on them aren’t you sexy?”
(he drops the scissors)
Him: “Your voice sounds SOOOO familiar….”
Me: “Hehe, so does yours but I wasn’t going to say anything.”
Him: “You don’t happen to go by Isabella do you?”
Me: “Oh shit.” (my heart stops beating)
(we both bust out laughing and he jumps up and down and squeals and hugs me and hugs me and hugs me)

…….. is it just me or is this a REALLY small world????

Love
Isabella
xoxooxoxox

what I really think about pantyhose

Current Wardrobe: spaghetti strap black midriff tank top with a dark red rose on it, short denim skirt, nude pantyhose, black ankle strap high heels

Ok for those of you who actually make a habit of reading my “current wardrobe” you may notice I’m wearing something I hardly ever wear. Pantyhose. Real pantyhose. Not knee highs or thigh highs or tights. Real pantyhose.


That’s a rare thing, trust me on that. lol… several of my callers often tell me how arousing it is for them to wear pantyhose during calls and often assume it’s my favorite thing to wear since I talk about it so much. It’s strange because I don’t find these things arousing at all. At least not on myself. It feels like wearing a bra except it’s on my legs. I mean…. at least when I wear thigh highs I can feel my flesh meet the texture at the top and it’s lacy and hot. But control top pantyhose???? Maybe if I was a guy and had a cock or something it would be hot cause it would be constricting.

But anyway. I’m wearing them… and it’s only because you all forced me to. *laughs*

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxoxo

P.S.
I’m gonna start writing shorter journal entries, that way I can write more than once a day without feeling I’m typing a book….

mmmmm

Current Wardrobe: light pink bikini top, jean shorts

Well I was going to go to sleep last night but I got so into doing stuff that I just decided to stay awake all night. So it’s 10:14am and I’ve been awake…..


Thank you to:

My hypnotic obedient pet for buying me a Godiva COFFEE collection. i had no idea that Godiva even made coffee. I just love this stuff, I actually just brewed some coffee and am drinking it right now. Right here inside my San Diego Starbucks coffee cup. Was gonna go to Starbucks but decided I wanted home-brewed. This is REALLY delicious. Mmmm thank you so much sweetheart!!

Mr.-next-door-neighbor for buying me a book called “Prohibited” by Luis Royo who is a Spanish artist. I just love this book and thanks for the sweet note included with it!!! I’m gonna call you my next-door-neighbor since you live SO close to me AND because we both moved here to Cali from Florida around the very same time. That is sooooo cool. Thank you so much!

Sissy Britney for spoiling me with more and more gift certificates… you are so sweet and I appreciate it. You are a very cute sissy and yes, you have permission to play with your little clitty but ONLY if you use a buttplug at the same time!! You are a pretty little girl. *blushes*

…. and to SO many callers who have been SO wonderful and have been leaving AWESOME feedback for me. I even had one caller who talked to me for THREE hours straight and it seems that lately most of my calls have been really long and one-on-one which really beats the quickie calls. I love you all, you know who you are.

Big kisses,
Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoox

new journal

Current Wardrobe: pink pajamas, pink undies

Hey everyone! I hope you like my new journal! There is new art, new mood icons (yup there are 130 mood icons of yours truly - with face photos to match the journal mood) as well as a new layout, graphics, and everything else!


Figured it was time for a change! You’ll also notice my call indicator located at the top of the page for those of you who want to conveniently call me without clicking on my website. It also has my phone number as well as tons of my most recent artwork.

Note to LJ users: For those of you who read this from your friends page, might wanna click my username so you can see it! It’s really kind of nifty.

I promise to update my journal soon, right now I’m gonna catch some zzzz’s, I had a long night last night.

Love,
Isabella
xoxooxoxox

extreme weather changes

Current Wardrobe: purple t-shirt with a cartoon cat and “mad about you” written on it, blue pajama bottom pants, pink fuzzy slippers

About an hour ago there was a major earthquake in Eureka, CA where my grandmother lives. Turned out to be a 7.4 on richter scale. Thank God she’s ok, I called to make sure she was all right and she had left home and was on her way more inland and talked to me from a restaurant.

There is a tsunami warning right now for all of us on the coast.

I felt an earthquake two days ago while I was on a phone sex call. I was using my vibrator on myself and felt an aftershock from a quake a few miles away. At first I wasn’t sure what it was until people talked about it on the news yesterday. LOL I felt my body shaking and thought it was just me lol.

So that’s two earthquakes in less than 3 days. Please be careful you guys, especially those of you who live north of San Francisco.

Love,
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

happy girl

Current Wardrobe: light blue babydoll, blue panties, white thigh highs

Watched the movie Ray on dvd. Now I can’t stop listening to Ray Charles’ music. Been listening to him almost non-stop for two days now. What a remarkable musician. Just blows me away. Last night some girlfriends and I decided to go to a karaoke bar and chill out and share a few drinks. We went downtown and had a blast!!

Even sang two karaoke songs. The first was by Mama Cass called “Dream a Little Dream of Me” which I have ALWAYS loved because me and my sister made a duet of our own version of it. A few girls in the crowd got up and slowdanced. It’s a slow, short, and sweet song… so beautiful. Then got to sing Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” which really got the crowd going and they all sang along too. I kinda stumbled in the middle but got back on track. It’s kind of funny because whenever I don’t know what I’m doing, I tend to giggle. Giggling is contagious. So while I was singing “Stay” I started giggling cause I forgot which part I was singing and the crowd laughed too and helped sing me back on track. It was so much fun!

Watching me do karaoke is kinda hot really. I do my whispery-breathy “Isabella” voice on the microphone and people’s eyebrows usually go up. Hehe. Nothing motivates me more than knowing people are secretly hearing my phone sex voice. LOL.

A special thank you goes out to my friend who published an article I wrote in one of L.A’s hottest gay magazines. I love you girl, you are the BEST. What a lovely feeling to see my article (and picture) in such a well-established and professional publication. Thank you a million times for sending me a copy, definitely had me glowing! It was beautifully edited and made me feel proud to be a part of it. Pride. Gotta love it.

Also thanks to Sissy Britney for a $20 Niteflirt gift certificate which is equivalent to handing me an actual twenty dollar bill and also got me a leather bookbag on wheels to hold my college textbooks as well as a bottle of perfume called Curious by Britney Spears. Thank you also to my obedient hypnotic pet who also sent me a $20 Niteflirt gift certificate and is totally wrapped around my little finger and is currently feeling the love spell I cast on him.

I feel so flattered right now. My Wisconsin hugger bought 4 original drawings and paintings from me the other day. There’s an old saying out there that says that if someone owns 2 or more things that you’ve created, they are considered a collector. Well he bought four of them so I guess there’s another collector to add to my tiny little list. Just motivates me to do better :) thanks sweetie!

6 days till college starts!

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxoox

hot hot hot

Current Wardrobe: light grey spaghetti strap tank top, light blue jean hiphuggers, black thong, pendant

So last night I’m sleeping in bed having the best wet dream of my life. I’m dreaming that the girl I am dating is laying beside me and I’ve got my arms wrapped around her and fingering her and making out with her…. and I wake up and my cat is trying to run out of the room.

Ok. Now I know that when I fall asleep I tend to forget things. You don’t think I tried to finger my cat do you???????

*dies*






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