Archive for July, 2005

a little kinky

Current Wardrobe: long black decorative skirt, spaghetti strap black t-shirt with vanilla colored lace on the top, blue and pink thong, black bra with skinny straps

Last night some friends of mine rode with me to L.A. where we rubbed bodies with lots of horny people in panties, lingerie, and of course…. you can probably imagine where I was for this awesome event….

You guessed it. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Sins of the Flesh cast in Los Angeles! Woohoo it was SO fun! My friends and rode with me up there and listened to the City of Angels soundtrack on the way up which was cool cause Rose and I got to sing along to practically every song while Scott sat patiently in the back just smiling hehe. I had an excellent time at the show!! Saw many people I recognized from the Vegas show this past weekend. There must have been 30 virgins which totally kicked ass, but the virgin sacrifice was really to die for. They played the “Who’s Your Daddy?” game where 3 guys and 3 girls compete by having a fake orgasm on stage while screaming out their father’s name while imitating their mothers. LMAO my favorite was this one Latino guy going “Si si!!! Fuck me mi amor! Si” and he TOTALLY sounded like a woman!! HAHA it totally tripped me up. I got to enjoy this show much more than the convention simply because I got to LEARN from it instead of being shocked by it… I am so into this… even learned a few lines. Got a lonnnng way to go to memorize the whole movie but I SO want to!!

After the show, several of us went to Denny’s on Lincoln and to my surprise, the servers weren’t all freaked out by us. I figured maybe they’d be a little weirded out by all of our costumes and get ups and stuff, cause some people were still in their lingerie, but they just acted like it was no big deal. Perhaps they’ve handled the RHPS crowd for a long time…..

Rose wore these cool fucking knee high black vinyl boots that laced up that looked like 5 inch stilletos, was SHOCKED she could even walk in them. They looked SO hot. I just wanted to lick them (well technically I did but that’s another story). She is such a hot girl. Totally hot. I was a naughty girl and kept feeling her ass every time she leaned over. I am so bad. *evil grin*

Scott made a big giant penis (approx 4-5 feet long) and interacted with the movie screen during the show. LOL it kicked ass! The crowd totally got into it. He did a great job making it and ended up donating it to the Sins cast so they could use it in the future. LMAO it was SO funny, he’d put the penis up to Susan Sarandon’s mouth every time her mouth was gaping open! LOL

Afterwards we drove home but I got so tired I couldn’t drive anymore so Rose took the wheel and I crashed in the backseat with Scott and just conked out.

Oooh and a special thanks goes to my financial slave sissy britney who sent me $25 cash today… thank you baby :)
This morning I went to the Gulf Coast Grill for Sunday brunch which was nice, had some yummy food….. ooh and FIVE MORE DAYS TILL I MOVE!

Love
Isabella
xoxoxooxox

a little bit of heart and soul

So I’m getting my eyebrows waxed at a salon and I can feel this hot sexy Asian lady’s breasts against my arm as she’s leaning over me. Now this lady probably had no clue that her breasts were massaging my arms, but it was all I could think about and I was getting all excited. She told me “Relax your face. I can’t tweeze you.” But all I wanted to do was smile cause my face was beat red.

Afterwards I decided to visit some friends since I was in Spring Valley and that’s where I lived all last year… so we had pizza, watched skateboarders, hung out at Starbucks andbrowsed a few flea markets. It’s always nice running into people you know again… I love you guys. We gotta do that again sometime!

Last night I was having the time of my life with phone sex, phone ringing off the hook… guess that’s what happens with my recent change of schedule. (Oh by the way I WILL be available on Independence Day!!) Then I get this call from and telling me to come out to a club called Numbers and hang out with them. At first I tell them no because well, I’m kinda strapped for money since I’m moving, and still saving to make up for all that cash I lost in Vegas. But they convinced me by saying - “Hey, we’ll get you laid with a hot chick” so my face lit up, obviously lol. They told me to bring my camera, which I did…. and I get there… and they’re not there. They were clubhopping ALL night….. and I really wanted to get back to doing phone sex so I grabbed a cup of coffee from Claire de Lune and came right back home and the phone rang off the hook all night….. wow you guys, I feel so special!

One of my callers introduced me to a thing called Footnight which is a foot fetish party coming to San Diego. Not sure I will be able to go but it sure looks like a shitload of fuN!! Girls rubbing their feet all over guys’ faces and cocks…. WOW!

Thank you to these callers for wonderful gifts!!
A special thanks goes to a hot guy named Richard who bought me a year’s subscription to Design Graphics!! Thank you so much baby! Also thank you to my financial money slave who has sent me lots of money, so many different incriments that I have completely lost count of how much you have sent me - but I love you for it! Also thanks for all the toe rings, belly rings, bangles, and the $50 Gloss.com gift certificate!! I LOVE all that makeup I purchased!!! Thank you to my hypnotic obedient pet who purchased me a whole course on stage hypnotism, and right now only one cd came in the mail and it didn’t work on my car cd player but maybe it will work on my computer cd player or my regular cd player - I promise to let you know what I learned from it! Also…. I received an anoymous gift - a coconut milk bath set, without a name (wasn’t gift wrapped so didn’t have a name) so I have no idea who sent it. But I thank you VERY much for it! I haven’t opened it yet, but I will in 6 days when I move into my very own apartment and will use it for the first time when I can soak in my own bath tub and all that…. I love you all! You spoil me so VERY VERY much!!

Let’s see, my friend invited me to go to L.A. to see the Sins cast do Rocky Horror Picture Show, so she and I will carpool with . Thanks to for telling me about it and for the lovely chat this evening!!

I will be leaving San Diego around 9pm pacific time so I will NOT be on for calls tonight.

Also… this is from my friend who asked me 5 questions:

1) What is the greatest part of your job? The worst?
The best part: the money and setting my own schedule. I just love it, can come and go as I please and I make lots of money and don’t have to struggle like I used to. The worst part is that some people have unrealistic expectations about our client relationship and think we have a chance to be together. More often times than not, most people I talk to on the phone either ask, plead, or beg me to meet them in person for a hot fuck session. That’s the only thing I don’t like.

2) What do you want to be remembered for?
I want to be remembered for being a highly sexual, creative, intelligent person who has made some sort of positive impact on someone’s life.

3) If you could experience any era in the past, what would it be? Why?
I would probably want to know what it was like to be a teenager in the 60s so I could see what it was like to dress like a flowerchild, go to Woodstock, be a war protester, and have a VW bug with slogans on it.

4) What is your opinion of the music scene as it is right now?
I think right now the music tends to be overflowing with hip hop, which is a relatively new genre - and I love it… but I think that we have less classy music that speaks from the heart and soul, like let’s say Ray Charles.

5) What film, album, picture, or any other form of art has connected with you the most on a personal level?
That’s a great question. I’m editing my response after more critical thinking because I think it comes down to these top two. One is “Vivian” played by Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I feel like her in many ways. One possibly that she is a prostitute paid for sex, I am a phone sex operator and get paid for sex via phone. Both of us have found at least one sugar daddy and have hopes and dreams of being pampered and spoiled and loved. Both of us have been looked down apon by certain stores and shops based on our living standards and when it comes down to it, I completely relate to her when it comes to reputation. And also the other one… I often feel like Janeane Garofolo’s character in “The Truth About Cat’s And Dogs” because hundreds of men are in love with me, well… the artificial physical me… but very few know who I really am, and that’s the one they really want to love. People often tell me they love my art, my personality, my voice, my sweetness, my genuity, and all the things related to the real me. But some people immediately disregard all those redeeming qualities when they realize I’m not Miss Penthouse of the Year.

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Love
Isabella
xoxoxooxo

The pussy snorkel

Current Wardrobe: strapless pink flowing shirt, black lacy bra, leopard print panties, blue jeans

I had sex last night. Well. Depends what you call sex. And never before did I think oral sex required a pussy snorkel.

It all started when I was staring at my teacher (Heather) again. This time she wore a pink skirt with a black thong underneath it and you could see it through her skirt the WHOLE time. The whole class noticed it and she would turn around and write something on the chalkboard and her whole butt would start moving while she wrote and we could see her thong, it was SO incredibly hot. Damn. Anyway I got SUPER horny and decided to see my friend Scott.

Scott is the guy I had a threesome with in Vegas this past weekend and he just so happens to live here in San Diego and turns out we have quite a deal in common, and he reminds me very much of a person I used to know. Foot massage. Back massage. Full body massage. Off goes the clothes. After all, we’ve technically already slept together.

And get this (and NO I am not making this up) he had a pussy snorkel. I kid you not. It’s actually designed so that he could lick my pussy for hours without coming up for air. Two plastic holes in the nose with tubes for breathing through his nose so he wouldn’t have to come up for two seconds of air. Trust me, when I’m on the brink of an orgasm, the last thing I want is to worry if a man can breathe or not.

Yada yada yada…. He let me dominate him as I wished, and he licked my pussy till I screamed glory hallelujuah. Pulled his head down. Made him keep sucking my clit. Over and over and over again. Wouldn’t let him up. Wet sheets. Wet bedspread. Wet. Wet. Wet. Wet. Fell asleep in each other’s arms, completely satisfied. Woke him up for work by pretending to do phone sex with him while laying beside him in bed. That was hot. He came hard. Showered together in the morning. Drove home. Still wet………

Still in pure bliss,
Isabella
xoxooxoxox

P.S. He brought chocolate to bed too. So you can only imagine…






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