I’ve never been a very big football fan, but now that I live here in Bloomington, IN… I pretty much have no choice now. The entire town is OBSESSED with the Colts. And since this town is only 45 minutes away from Indianapolis (which I travel to every week), it only seems fair that I route for the Colts too. Anyway, you should see this city. The whole city is obsessed with the Colts. People have Colts stickers on their cars, their trucks… and before they played the Patriots, the restaurants and bars had “specials” all because of the football team. It was insane!
And now…. holy shit!!! The Colts ACTUALLY beat the Patriots!!! Can you believe it!!! The Colts, for the first time in I think… forever… are actually going to the SUPERBOWL!
I don’t know much about football. But I know that this whole city will be having orgies in the street tonight. Rip off your clothes, folks. Go to the titty bars. Fuck your neighbors, go to the wineries and fuckeries, get naked, play naked twister in the street, cause the Colts won!
God forbid we actually win the Superbowl. I think the Fire department might actually have to hose the city down and put lubricant on the city streets. The Police department will go around sticking their clubs in our pussies to get us off and we’ll actually like it. Bend us over our cars spread eagled and write us warnings and sing glory hallelujah the Colts won!
Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox
P.S. Look at the expression of the photographer in the background. haha
Ha, I know what you mean!
But I have to say…..
DA BEARS! heh.
The UK as a nation is either obsessed with football (as the rest of the world calls it, in the States it is known as soccer. ;D ) or cricket. I can’t stand either.
Go colts… This is the third time they have made it there.. one loss one win and i hope this time a win…..:)
You drive here every week?? why didn’t you say so? You know it’d be a blast to hang out. Anyway, yes the town is crazy right now and will continue to be, welcome to the land of sports insanity. I was like everyone else in this town about all this but it hasnt been as exciting for me the past few months with football but still exciting about the superbowl.
B
well well not to worry the colts will wipe up the the floor with the bears(but so would have the Patriots or Chargers) my opinion (and of course you know what opinions are like) is the real superbowl was already played.
I thought about that… you had it made this year, being from Sandiego and now Indi and both will kick ass.
I dont think I will watch (still pissed about the Houghten mud hens last year).
Your description of a post football orgy is pretty funny and similar to what happened after U of Az won the national b’ball championship. However, there’s just one thing that you have ignored. Ummm, we’re talking about the people of Indianapolis, correct???
Darling, you’re not in Hillcrest anymore!