stupid emails from guys

I get over 3500 emails a week from guys and it’s gotten to the point where I am considering disabling my email account completely because I don’t reply to people anyway and the only time I even *want* to reply back to anyone is if they’ve said something remotely entertaining. Which is rare. Plus I don’t have time to chat with people and my customers get so fucking bitchy when I don’t reply back to them. Grrr. Anyway. If you all want a Dominatrix who will spend one-on-one time with you in emails, then find someone else. I am not her. I don’t get paid to email you. If you want me to email you, then write me on Niteflirt and I’ll write you a Pay-to-View email back and you can pay to read my reply. I just get too many letters.

Take this guy for instance:

Why would I bother writing this dick back?

Actual email

I am a from Italy,
30 years, 8 inches long, 5 inches the circumference

you can find me on yahoo
(yahoo id: alexv3366) and icq (332-882-880) or by e-mail (alexv33@libero.it) or msn messenger (alexv33@libero.it),
aol (id: alexv3366)

I like ALSO to chat and to trade photos.
I have a webcam…

I will give her what she needs…

bye

—————–

um… yeah. *rolls eyes*

#1 - I don’t care about your dick size. Go tell PlayGirl.
#2 - Do I know you? Show some fucking respect. Address me with respect when starting your letter.
#3 - Get a grip on yourself. Webcam? Trade photos? I’m a recording artist/hypnotist, not a cam girl.
#4 - Before writing me this shit, get to know who I am and address me properly.
#5 - Do not end your letter with “bye” - end it with respect.
#6 - Go tell that shit to someone else.

If any of you reading this journal wanna write him on yahoo or aol or email him and get him off for free or cyber with him and get him off, feel free. I sure as hell won’t. I won’t even reply to him. *delete*

I get thousands of emails like that.

Whatever.

Anyway… it’s emails like *that* that REALLY make me feel I DESERVE this Hawaiian vacation.

Love
Isabella
xoxooxox

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7 Responses to “stupid emails from guys”


  1. 1 sammikitten1981

    wow.. that is horrid.. why do people do stupid things like that?

    have fun on Your vacation

  2. 2 phonedreams

    I hate those emails and I don’t reply, unless I am getting something out of it! Love ya Bella!

    xo, Christina

  3. 3 grate_scott

    Man should not write with small head.

  4. 4 floralessence

    Goddess Isabella,

    That is a great idea to just disable Your email. You could create another if You desire and give it just to Your friends and/or those You think worthy.

    Unfortunately alot of guys, perhaps most, do not really think or consider being respectful. They have penetrated far enough into Your website that they should know You are a Mistress, a Goddess and they send You things like that. Even if they did not read it all through they still would know You are a Domme.

    If those idiots want to send You that stuff in the future and waste Your time they can pay for their stupidity with the pay mail responses. It would definitely cut down on the amount of crap You put up with.

    Yours always,
    floral

  5. 5 duke_konahuanui

    Yeah, i think You need a vacation (smiling). I think this guy is just spamming You.

    I posted something in the Vault that relates to this. I think most of us understand this is Your job. The rest can fuck off.

    Go lie on a beach and forget this shit.

    Peaceandlove,
    Duke

    PS I won’t get all hurt if You don’t respond to this (laughing).

  6. 6 anonymous

    Eight by five … anyone do the math on that , what the hell is that a goddamn cube… I mean no doubt not only show some respect but also some honesty, oh well( Italy) mabey its metric and cant do the conversion.

  7. 7 deviantmale2u

    ahahahahaha
    yesss, you tell ‘em darlin

    DEVIANT

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