Wow I’m really amazed. Over 5,000 compliments have poured in from “Cocoon Submission” (that’s what happens when I hypnotize them to send me compliments LOL) and I’ve read almost all of them. Haven’t replied, but definitely read them. Some were very very good. And some of them just made me crinkle my forehead and go “huh?” First of all, let me just say that giving someone a compliment does NOT mean insulting them to get to the point. If you’re going to start off saying something negative to GET to the positive part, then it’s not a genuine compliment. It’s what I consider a half-ass compliment. Simply cut off the negative part and keep it to yourself. Gee, who taught some of these guys how to give compliments?
Here are some of them that really made me wonder:
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“I can’t say I was very impressed with your hypnosis recordings until recently…. …. Thank you! You are amazing! Now that you’re in my head I can’t get you out - and I’m not sure I want to.”
(Thanks? Not too loyal are ya.)
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“To be honest I never thought you were that pretty….. ….. Wow you are so spectacular with all your new photos! I shoot my load just looking at you.”
(Superficial a bit?)
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“I never really cared for all the sound effects…. ….I am so obsessed with you, now and forever! You are unbelievable and I worship you!”
(Why insult your taste in my work to compliment me? I don’t count this as a compliment.)
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“During your recordings, right after you say something, there is a sound your mouth makes when your lips touch. At first, this sound threw me a little bit. Now I see it as one of the components that makes you so uniquely sexy. That little sound drives me crazy.”
(Ok, the compliment is ALMOST getting through to me. Why not just say you love the sound I make when I part my lips? Why make me think you once hated it?)
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“I’m always broke and never have money and I was always annoyed that you make people pay for your recordings…. …. All I can say is THANK YOU for the freebie “Cocoon Submission” which is soooo good. Now I think I might actually fork out money for your stuff because YOU ARE REALLY GOOD and I mean that!”
(*choke* ok please don’t make me respond to this.)
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Now boys…. let me show you how a real compliment is given:
“I’ve been swept off my feet with your beauty. You have the gift of angel face, dipped in sexiness…and this is only the tip of the iceberg. I stumbled (literally 
) over your website and was captured by your incredible eyes, your sweet nose and your sexy smile, but not until I heard your recording have I understood the power you possess. In mere moments I was falling so deep under your spell that there was no doubt in my mind that all I want to listen to is your sweet voice…over and over again. Your voice have swept me off my feet, down a spiraling pleasure into a forgetful bliss – Thank you! I am full of adoration to your artistic talents and your creativity. Each and every recording of yours is different in a magnificent way. I love the sneak peeks to your apartment showing great taste, and the sexy pictures and movies of the models. All the pieces of the puzzle which make your site are neatly put together. I was crashed to find that you were a San Diegan and decided to move…knowing that you were just miles away is an unbelievable turn-on. Just the mere thought that you might grant me an audience one day can fuel my fantasies to the point of explosion You are by far the most beautiful woman I’ve seen. I hang on to the 5% of manlikingness in you for the sake of my soul. If I could adore your majestic presence from up close it would be the utmost pleasure I could ever anticipate.”
Beautifully written… I really loved what you said… every word. Thank you *pets your head*
Love
Isabella
xoxooxox
I can’t say I was very impressed with your number compliments until recently. I typically get compliment every 6000 days, so when I see you get one every 5000 days, then I really take notice! To be honest, I never thought much of your cat, ‘cos pancreatitis not serious, and I never really cared for all the sound effects your cat’s make. Meow meow, c’mon, it’s only pancreatitis! To prove my point, this morning I consumed 10,000 bottles beer, and I have successfully induced pancreatitis in myself, and though I find nausea and vomiting not good, I don’t complained to anybody, maybe because anytime I open mouth, they run away before I complete sentence! I am better than porn cat, which I know ‘cos people call me porn pig, pig is bigger than cat! During your recordings, right after you say something, there is a sound your mouth makes. As a ventriloquist, my mouth closed, and people are amazed how I talk without opening mouth. (Shh. Secret is I talk out of my butt). These days I get bored of talking out of butt, so I find the fact you talk out of your mouth uniquely sexy! I’m always broke and never have money and I was always annoyed that you make people pay for your recordings, ‘cos I perform my ventriloquism free. All I can say is THANK YOU for the freebie “Cocoon.” I can’t understand, but my puppet tells me SO GOOD! I wish I knew how you get Ron Howard to direct!
The most important thing is that Bella laughs long and loud every day of her life.
eb xxx
????? What a twerp! Is that why you remain anonymous? So shall I, you IDIOT!
actually, he signed his name “eb” - so I know who he is… he’s cool in my book. If you read his message carefully, he’s actually making fun of the assholes who don’t know how to compliment me and he’s making me laugh
Thank you, englishboy for making me laugh - especially the part about you talking out of your butt lol
Flawless. Absolutely Flawless.
Thats what I thought the first time I heard your voice.
Flawless again.
Thats what I thought the first time I saw Your video.
And since those two first’s, my appriciation only grows and grows.
I feel sorry for anyone that thinks otherwise.
Its like seeing a rainbow and saying “well I like most of the colors but the blue and red aren’t exactly the right shade”. Thats what You are Isabella, a living breathing rainbow.
And every single color is just exactly perfect.
…. aww *blush*…. I think my knees turned to rubber reading that.
I have some competition, que no?
Darlin’ you’re so gosh-durn, crazy-mad, struck-dumb pretty you’d break up a Morman marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage . . . marriage.
Duke
You’re so sexy you give a wooden Indian bone.
LOL *that’s cute… very cute.*
I thought mormons could have poly marriages? Like in Utah?
You’re so hot I’d walk twenty miles barefoot in the snow just to stand in your dirty laundry
*ROFLMFAO*
ok that is definitely top 5 compliment. That has me rolling over here! haha
However, quite seriously, I really do think you are a complete and total sweetheart.
Duke
It’s an honour to be able to shower compliments upon you, and although I was away and missed the cocoon mp3, I would just like to say that you have the most resonant and powerful voice I’ve ever heard. It is controlling and dominating while at the same time soft and comforting, it is like being drawn into a current that tickles your feet and then when you are relaxed it drawns in the entire body. Floating on your voice can feel like dangling somewhere between the moon and the ocean, held by your words. And to know that the person behind that voice is so incredibly beautiful, with eyes that feel magnetic, gorgeous lips, everything so entirely alluring- you are intoxicating. And beyond all of that you are one of the bravest (thinking of all the changes you have made in your life over the past year) people, someone who is constantly pushing the envelope with mp3 ideas, and someone who shares such interesting thoughts as well as hilarious ones on the journal. I hope this was an ok compliment, it’s heartfelt!!