OK, you didn’t respond to my last comment and I understand I’m in trouble. I’ve been soooooo bad. I know. Leaving you to your own devices (and adult novelties) for such a long time. I have an excuse but NO F’ING EXCUSES, I know, I know. But you were busy with your romance when I left last year and it sounded like you were getting lots of worship and adulation and after all . . . I am the Antichrist. However, I’m back in your stable and ready to take by spanking (and possibly a 16-inch strap on). Anyway, I’ll never go away again and promise to make you laugh (in an evil sort of way) if you will only deign to acknowledge my wretchedness.

Please,please don’t abandon me to the hideous un-Bella world that is out here and just tell me that you still love me?????

Your humble servant,
Duke Konahuanui

PS I adore even more (is that possible???)the svelte and vegan version of you.