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Small things in life

Kasha and I went to Roots yesterday for a lovely get-together. There’s some restaurants where it seems like the perfect place to go when you want to set the mood just right. It’s a vegetarian diner in Bloomington with live green plants in the windows and booths and tables made of wood where you can see all the knots and live growth of the wood. And since I eat there so much (probably 3 times a week), all the servers are acquaintances of mine which always seems to lead to great service. Win-win situation.

And what’s awesome to me about eating at Roots is that no matter who I take there, the connection always seems to be perfect. There’s never a worry about weirdness or being too romantic or too hopeful or too overpriced or too much expectation. It’s the very kind of place a person can be oneself. For some reason, I equate cloth napkins as being the type of accessory in which a person has to act slightly differently than their “normal self” which is one reason I like to eat at places with disposable ones. But I don’t like fast food cause it’s too unhealthy, too cheap, often times: too dirty, and most of the employees have little incentive to keep things clean and awesome. Roots is the perfect alternative. It’s quick enough so you don’t feel like you’re waiting forever for your food. It’s long enough so you have time to communicate with your friends without rushing. It’s clean enough that you could eat off the floor. And it feels like a mom and pop type place except run by twenty-somethings.

After Roots, she and I went to the Dharma Emporium where we bought some oils, a tie-dyed Bloomington t-shirt, hemp necklaces, books about the mind, and a trippy poster. Then we went to a restaurant/bar/shopping place called “Farm” so we could see what all the hype was about. I bought some organic soaps and candles and checked out the menu for later use. A bit expensive for what they were offering. For a simple hot veggie dish, it was $18. Some things went as high as $26, which in itself isn’t a lot of money, but in Bloomington it is. We made acquaintances with some of the workers and had a few free samples and listened to some “Me and Mrs. Jones” music playing over head. Their bar seems pretty hip. Must go back.

When we went to her place, we waited till darkness then took a walk to a nearby lake where we heard the most beautiful sounds of animals in the grass and water but couldn’t make out what type of animal we could hear. It almost sounded like geese and frogs but could have been something different. Listening to those animals was pure magic… and quite musical. Then we spotted what we thought was a black cat but at no point could we make out details. We made the assumption that we thought it was a cat based on the fact there were times at which it appeared there was no grass. By using the process of deletion we were able to make a valid conclusion that where there was no grass, there was darkness. And that darkness moved in the shape synonymous with that of a cat.

It’s the small things that really count.

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Isabella
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Cuteness

Let’s just say that John Holmes the Porn Cat has succeeded in figuring out the quickest way to get petted.

John Holmes the Porn Cat

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Isabella
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Having fun with John Holmes

Here I am with John Holmes the Porn Cat just playing around. I swear, he makes me laugh for hours. I just love him so much.

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Isabella
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John Holmes the Porn Cat

I just got the annual notice for John Holmes the Porn Cat that he needs to be vaccinated for his shots again. Poor kitty. It’s not that he hates shots (he can barely feel them), it’s just that 1) he hates the car ride on the way there so he makes this horrendous masculine roar sound (not a meow) and 2) he hates the veterinarian because he is a male doctor and John doesn’t really get along with too many men. The only man I’ve seen him warm up to is slave m, but that’s it. Every male who visits (even if it’s the plumber or the satellite guy or whomever), frightens kitty and he immediately runs for dear life and hides under the couch or upstairs somewhere. It’s kind of funny watching him scurry when he’s rushing fast, because I have slick hardwood floors - which usually means John slips and slides while he’s frightened. Sometimes he falls, other times he literally slides onto his side and skids like he’s a baseball player trying to reach home base or something. He makes me laugh so much.

The other day I was driving home and saw his little black face peeking out of the curtains as though he was expecting me. I pulled into the garage (figuring he’d stay in his same spot in the living room where I saw him) and unalarmed the house and looked down and there he was at my feet. So either 1) he knows the sound of my vehicle and recognized it was me or 2) he heard the garage door opener and knew I was home or 3) he heard the alarm go off and knew I was home.

I thought I’d devote this entry to my ever wonderful kitty who has stuck by me through all my moves (and moods) and seems to know my emotions before I do. You can’t really tell in these photos (cause he was just feeling peaceful), however John is one kitty cat who shows a ton of emotion. When he’s sad, you know it. When he’s mad, you know it. When he’s happy, you know it. When he’s bored, you know it. And people say cats can’t show emotion on their faces.

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Isabella
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Johnny Cat

I just love my porn cat. He’s so vibrant and energetic! After playing rough with him, he’s FINALLY asleep. Today I began recording Zero Gravity 2 and every time I’d start talking into the microphone, Johnny would meow or scratch furniture, jump on something, scratch at paper, or lick his paws (loud enough where the microphone could pick it up). I’m telling you. It doesn’t matter how quiet he is all day. The minute I begin recording something, that’s his cue to say, “Mommy, I’m here!” So the only way I can get him to just be quiet for a few hours, is to play roughly with him. And I do mean rough. He’s funloving and incredibly playful and that’s what I love about him.

I’ll try my best to describe how I play with him because it’s kind of difficult to explain without it being on video (who knows maybe one day I’ll videotape it). However, one thing I like to do, is take all my energy within my body and concentrate it into the edge of my finger. Then I point it an inch or two in front of his eyes. My finger sometimes shakes (and is curved) and he can literally FEEL the energy of my finger shooting out. Sometimes when I do that, he’ll meow instantly and his tail will flop around and his ears will go back. Most of the time he’ll swat it with his hands really hard, but my finger won’t move, which only instigates him. Then I randomly pick a hand (usually the one he’s least expecting) and put all the energy into my entire hand until my fingers are shaped like a claw. I’ll put ALL my energy into it, so my fingers are literally stiff as a board and then put my fingers behind his ears and push his face down and spin him around. He always expects this and we do this tag team style of “who can get who first.” He tries to swat my hand before I can “claw” (not using fingernails, just fingers) him. And my little porn cat is like a boxing puncher when he swats my hand. He’s actually bruised my wrist just from hitting it. It’s so funny. When I raise my hand up, he jumps up to catch it, but my fingers tap the back of his head, letting him know I won. He’ll try this 50 or 60 times until he’s huffing and puffing and I give him a break.

What’s so cool about the way we play as that we both know when to stop. As soon I put my hands behind my back and turn away from him, he’ll immediately stop and won’t bite me or hit me anymore. But if my arm is out in the open, he knows it’s ok to attack. As soon as I turn my shoulder inward (as if giving up), he stops. It’s really cool that he does that. And I know it’s MY turn to stop as soon as he lays sideways and turns away. We’ve come to somewhat of an “agreement” that when one of us looks away, it’s time to stop. That way, in bed at night, there’s never any fighting and he purrs in my arms all night. And people say cats aren’t trainable. Hell, they haven’t met my boxing kitty.

And sometimes, if he’s acting up, I’ll try to hypnotize him with my finger so he’ll go right to sleep. It doesn’t happen every time (I’m working on that), but sometimes it works. Mistress Lycia saw it once while she was here - he saw the finger, fell down, meowed, and went to sleep. hehe.

Here are some pics of John Holmes the Porn Cat in my arms… who knows, maybe one day I’ll show a video of us playing around on the floor. It’s quite a boxing match. He’s so feisty. Good thing I’m into pain.

(These were shot at nighttime, so I lightened them dramatically in photoshop.)

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Isabella
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