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Horny

I haven’t been fucked (at least on a physical + spiritual level)… in years. I’m horny. I’m beginning to think maybe I’ve lost my touch. Strange thing is, I FEEL more attractive than I ever have. So how come I’m not getting any? Masturbation is fun, but I need my brains fucked out. I tried to reach out on a physical level last night and got shot down. Or at least, I perceived it that way. Relationships are confusing. We love each other on an intensely spiritually-sexual level, this we know. But how do I play the game of turning it physical? I feel like my hypnosis and mind control failed. Or maybe I’m on the receiving end of a really difficult game of catch.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox

When It Comes To Guys, What’s Normal?

When It Comes to Guys, What’s Normal?

Mind Reading: When It Comes To Guys, What's Normal?

When It Comes to Guys, What’s Normal? By Bernice Kanner

ISBN: 0-312-34816-9

Published by St. Martin’s Press

Pages 63-68

Got Penis Envy?
The average man’s erect penis stretches 5.988 inches, about the size of a medium cup of coffee at Starbucks, while stubby ones measure in at 2.4 inches and lengthy ones at 11 inches. A third of men would have their penis enlarged if the procedure didn’t hurt or cost anything. More than four out of five guys have measured themselves. Sixteen percent consider themselves “well endowed”; 12 percent suspect they’re on the small size.

How Frisky Are You?
The average man has sex 138 times a year, spending 28 minutes a session on it, counting foreplay and the actual act (though with a long-standing partner the session lasts on average 16 minutes). The mean for married men (of all ages) is around six times a month: most would like it twice that often. The main reason for the disparity is no longer headaches: it’s fatigue. Sixteen percent of men claim they usually have multiple orgasms.

How Kinky?
Almost one in five guys use porn to spice up the sex act. Eight percent have tied up a partner or been tied up themselves. And 36 percent call their organs cutesy names.

Are You Preoccupied with Sex?
The average Joe spends 730 hours a year musing about sex – and 22 hours a year having it. Fifty-four percent say they think about sex at least once a day. Half were so desperate that they’ve had sex with someone for whom they had absolutely no feelings. Seventeen percent own up to having kept a dating partner past her expiration date for sex on a regular basis. Twenty-seven percent have done it with someone out of pity. Yet, 52 percent consider sex overrated: often they’d rather play soccer or go to the gym. Eleven percent can imagine going through life celibate and without regrets.

Ever Done It With Another Man?
By one count, 6.3 percent of man have – twice the percent of women who have had same sex relationships.

How Many Notches On Your Belt?
The average man has 17 lovers in his lifetime. Ninety-two percent have at least 10. Fifty-one percent can’t recall the first and last name of each sexual partner. Four percent have had sex with a total stranger.

Do You Take Matters Into Your Own Hands?
Nearly 85 percent of men in a relationship secretly pleasure themselves. Although masturbation causes no harm, four out of five men remember being told the terrors that would befall them if they “played with it” – that they’d become cross-eyed, blind, deaf, or crazy, that hair would grow on their hands, or that “it” would fall off.

Paid For It?
Nineteen percent of men reveal they have called a sex hotline. Fewer than one in three has ever hired a prostitute. Forty percent would consider having sex for money and half could imagine themselves getting paid to pose nude in a magazine.

Turned On By The Chase?
Sixty percent of men find the challenge stimulating, but 40 percent don’t think jumping through hoops is worth their time or effort. And they consider the person who makes them do it unworthy.

What Constitutes Infidelity?
Men have a fairly loose standard. Eighty-eight percent consider only their partner having intercourse with another man to qualify. Seventy-eight percent consider fondling another indicative of infidelity, while 51 percent consider kissing someone else an act of infidelity. Just shy of half rank phone sex in this class and 42 percent would similarly classify cybersex. Just one in three men would draw the line at holding hands with another and 17 percent would include lustfully thinking about another. Sixteen percent regard flirting as cheating and six percent – sensitive sorts – view looking at another in this category.

If you enjoyed reading this, you may also enjoy this erotic hypnosis recording available as an mp3 download titled “The Tease.”

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sadistic

I can’t put my finger on it, but for the last couple months, I’ve been feeling far more sadistic than usual. My tone of voice reflects it too, and it seems, at times, I get far more cocky than normal. My favorite porn videos are MUCH more hardcore than it used to be and whenever I see a male slave/sub/playtoy in person, my first instinct is to beat/torture/humiliate him. And when it comes to girls, all I want to do is spank/molest them. And it’s not just submissive girls either. Just this morning I went to the grocery store. In the produce section, I saw this conservatively dressed pretty lady (thirties or late twenties) who was examining some tomatoes - touching all of them and putting them back. She was examining them as though she wanted “just the perfect” tomato and it struck me as being picky - which only fueled my horniness because it reminded me of my own pickiness. All I wanted to do was attack her, pull down her skirt and her panties, lean her over my lap, and stick a corn-on-the-cob in her mouth and spank her with a wooden cutting board. I imagined hearing her muffled screams while ramming a zucchini in her swollen cunt. I don’t know where those thoughts came from, but that, along with other naughty and rather perverted thoughts seem to appear out of nowhere.

One thing is certain. My horniness level is the highest it’s been in I *think* forever. I can’t wait to get a girl slave so I can have My needs met. I swear. Masturbation used to fun, but hell, I need a partner. I haven’t had an earth-shattering, puddle-forming, voice-losing, jaw-numbing, pussy-satisfied oral sex session in over a year now. I miss having a chick between my legs who’s eating me out and I’m pulling her hair telling her to suck my clit harder. I miss pinching a girl’s nipples and finger fucking her in the middle of the day for a nooner. I miss hearing “Miss Isabella” while a girl is on her knees. *faints*

*sigh*

A few people have asked me what kind of things get me off when it comes to porn. It varies really. Every day I’m usually in the mood for a different thing. Some porn sites I’m a member of include: whippedass.com (lesbians dominating submissive girls and fucking them), extremefemdom.cz (owk.cz) - which is hardcore female domination of men where I just want to see them beaten to a pulp, ravenhillstudios.com (a hardcore spanking website), eroticspank.com (but just canceled membership), realspankingsfilms.com (hardcore spanking and strappings site), clubjenna.com (lots of girl on girl videos), and sometimes scar13.com.

Sometimes I want to see a girl fucking another girl with a strapon. Other times I want to see someone suspended while being whipped. Other times I want to see a girl getting spanked by a belt and crying real tears. And I also sometimes get aroused watching girls gag on a cock (to the point of her being nauseus) or see two men fucking each other (especially the kind of porn where one man claims to be straight and he’s “eased into it”). I also like watching Mistress Sandra on whippedass.com because her seductive, sadistic, and teasing style is much like my own (not her earlier videos, but her newest ones). I like the way she shocks a girl with voltage while she’s bound, taking her right to the edge, but does it in such a way that the girl is practically begging for more. I like seeing a girl bound and tied up (outdoor or indoor) in a position that leaves her breasts and pussy exposed. I’m not turned on by breast bondage where the girl’s breasts turn red and look like two tomatoes protruding out of her chest. However, I do like the idea of clamps and clothes pins and having weights being hung from nipples. Especially when her legs are forced apart with a spreader bar, which lets my imagination go in a million directions. Othertimes I just get aroused at the idea of a naked slavegirl crouched in a cage while I poke her with a cane through the top of the bars just because I can.

I can’t wait to be able to walk behind my slavegirl, lift her skirt, and spank and finger her over the stove in the kitchen while she’s eating lunch. For some reason, I get aroused at the idea of a slavegirl having her lunch (or tv watching, or whatever) interrupted for my sexual needs.

I’m fucking horny and it’s getting overwhelming at this point.

Love
Isabella
xooxox






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