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Isabella and John Holmes - Artwork

My friend, K@t, is such a cool artist. I think that’s also the understatement of the year. She draws and airbrushes the most amazing artwork in the world and it continually blows me away! I am absolutely impressed with this particular piece that she created of me with John Holmes the Porn Cat! What I love the most are all the candles in the background, the attention to details within the smoke and the corset… the blanket… and I love how the moon has a halo around it! I LOVE the bedpost! My bedpost actually looks like that! Aren’t my breasts hot in this photo?! Hehehe now if only I actually looked like the cartoon version of me LOL. Funny thing is… I actually DO hypnotize my cat a lot so this photo is pretty semi-realistic which tickles me to death. Johnny cat is always purring when I give him creative visualizations and other meditative relaxation inductions. Thank, you, K@t, for spending such a great deal of time on this beautiful art! I love the beads hanging down from the top of the ceiling! You really made me look sexy in this!

If any of you want to see the amazing detail work in this photo (or a close up of the hot cleavage), feel free to click on the photo to ZOOM IN and see a larger version!

Isabella Valentine and John Holmes the Porn Cat

Have I mentioned that by seeing this art, I totally feel like the luckiest Goddess in the whole world? I don’t know what I did or how I did it, but I’ve somehow convinced K@t that I’m worthy of art… and it makes me feel really fucking good! And if you all could see me now, my face is totally red and I’m giggling like a little girl.

“Hey, look, Johnny, there you are!!!” (By the way, he just meowed.)

Love
Isabella
xoxoxox

How’s Johnny?

For the last couple weeks, I’ve been gravely concerned about the well being of John Holmes the Porn Cat, especially since we found out his kidneys were in life-threatening danger. He had been diagnosed with acute renal failure and as many people confided, they also lost their loving pets due to that disease. I want to send a personal thank you to everyone who was so kind over the last few weeks and sent lots of positive thoughts, words, kindness, … even prayers, chants, moments of silence… even purrs! And for that I thank you. Some of my friends did energy work on Johnny, and I tried my best to keep his stress level down and his fun level up.

The results are in… I got back from the vet and we got the results of his bloodwork.

I can’t even fathom the thought of telling you what the vet said with just a mere few written words of text. So instead, I made a video, which I think may give a more accurate expression of my current thoughts about the situation.

Isabella Valentine Drummer Goddess 2

Isabella Valentine Drummer Goddess

Watch the free video here:

Drummer Goddess

This is my first product released to the general public in almost a month, so I apologize for the delay. I’m actually in the process of finishing the erotic hypnosis mp3 recording titled, “Negative Infinity” which I expect will be finished tomorrow.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox

P.S. It’s hard to believe that in Bloomington, Indiana, we had a freaking earthquake. Two of them to be precise. Both happened today. They officially took place in Illinois, but we felt them all the way over here. My walls were shaking and everything. Everyone and everything is ok, no worries over here.

Positive thoughts

Will you do me a favor and spend 30-60 seconds thinking GOOD and POSITIVE thoughts about my kitty cat so he will recover and be a lively, happy, healthy cat again? The more people who spread their positive energy, the quicker and better he will heal. I’m a firm believer that positive thoughts can often change the outcome of a situation. The mind and body are interconnected, even with animals. I can’t thank you all enough for doing this.

Johnny in the animal hospital:

John Holmes in the pet hospital

I love you, John, and I miss you.

Love
Isabella
xoxooxox

Poisoning probably

I’ve been doing quite a bit of research online to try to pinpoint HOW Johnny got sick (and it was so recently too). He had NO recent trauma, falling, or ingestion of anti-freeze or other chemicals. Nothing like that. Apparently cats are really sensitive to plants (it’s the #1 or #2 cause of ARF - plant or chemical poisoning). I’ve never had ANY plants in my house until a week and a half ago and I brought in some tulips (for the “Poison Ivy” video - you can see one of the tulips in my hand from the recent shoot in my blog).

Less than a week ago, I caught him biting some of the leaves from the tulip plant and thought nothing of it, cause well, cats like to bite leaves. When I went to one of the poisonous plants websites (in reference to cats), tulips are HIGHLY poisonous and can cause kidney failure. Within 48 hours of digesting a poisonous plant, they develop symptoms of this. He’s on very healthy food with no preservatives or bad stuff (I’m very particular over his food and he’s on very good holistic food), and when I brought the food package to the vet, he agreed it was completely a good choice. So food wasn’t the problem… but water injestion was. He apparently wasn’t drinking anymore because with ARF, they lose their thirst but are extremely dehydrated. So right now he’s getting hydrated with fluids. It’s just soooo hard for me to see him with IVs in his arms. I miss him already.

The only fair assumption I can make is that perhaps it was the tulips that poisoned him, literally. The plant toxins (from the plant in the Poison Ivy video) are literally…. in his kidneys and blood stream. Now I feel horrible for doing the Poison Ivy video without taking proper precautions to animals, knowing how dangerous it turned out to be.

Thank you all for your comments and emails, it really touched me this morning to read all the letters. My kitty means so much to me, and he’s been through so much in the past. I really want him to be healthy and get better, and I’m doing all in my human and Goddess power to think positive, healthy thoughts about him so healing-energy will be spread to him. I’m about to visit him in the hospital in a few minutes (I just woke up), so once I put on some decent clothes, I’ll go see him. This time I will take some pics of him and print them out (maybe I’ll post one or two in my blog) and have a tangible photo I can hold to start doing some healing magickal energy, spreading it his way.

I ask, as humbly as possible, that if you read this entry… that you either pray, chant, light a candle, send magic thoughts, healing energy, send positive hope/faith, or whatever you believe in… and send it his way. He needs it now more than ever.

In a day and a half, we’ll find out if the hydrotherapy is working. I refuse to think it won’t. It will. It will. It will. It will… (keeps repeating that).

Love
Isabella
xoxoxo

Johnny

My beloved cat, John Holmes the Porn Cat, is in the hospital with acute renal failure. Jenni and I took him there tonight. We just got home and I felt I’d write this in my blog in case people start wondering why there is a delay in email replies. We noticed multiple symptoms (changes in urination, vomiting, sore abdomen, etc.) and Jenni got really worried about him and urged I take him to the vet immediately. I’m glad we went when we did. He’ll be there for at least two nights… his kidneys are failing.

He survived pancreatitis a year and a half ago, so he is a resilient cat. But this worries me cause he’s only three years old and its unfair he’s having to suffer like this (first pancreatitis, now THIS?). What worries me more is that this is a life threatening disease and many cats die of it. I’ll find out in two days if he’s responding well to the IV fluids. Two days of uncertainty…. I hate not knowing. It’s killing me.

I really don’t want to write right now, so I’ll stop.

One minute I’m working on a hypnosis script and the next minute I find out my cat might be dying.

Cat person

It’s funny when people ask, “So are you a dog person or a cat person?” And it boggles my mind. It’s almost as if they assume that there are only two animals in the entire world, excluding koalas, tigers, lions, giraffes, elephants, etc. And what exactly does “dog person” mean? That we’re half animal, half human? Don’t get me wrong, I understand the concept. People basically want to know which you prefer: cats or dogs. But even then, that’s assuming that there’s only two pets to choose from: what about rabbits, gerbils, ferrets, wolves, or horses? Why must it come down to JUST cats or dogs? I’ve owned cats… and I’ve owned dogs. Both are wonderful companions and I can see why some prefer one over the other. I must admit though, I’ve always preferred the feline species over k9. Cats have been a part of my life since early childhood. Many scars on my body are BECAUSE of cats, and I STILL love them more than dogs. It is rather confusing when people tell me they AREN’T a cat person. Two things go through my head: #1… have you met John Holmes the Porn Cat? And #2… no shit you’re not a cat person. You’re a human person.

Anyway… here’s a photo taken today of Johnny and me.

Isabella Valentine and John Holmes the Porn Cat

Long live the cat Goddess: Baste.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxo

Cuteness

Let’s just say that John Holmes the Porn Cat has succeeded in figuring out the quickest way to get petted.

John Holmes the Porn Cat

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxo

Miscellaneous stuff

Where do I start?

Food Update
Ok so some people have been asking me how my first week went with my new vegan lifestyle and it actually caught me by surprise cause I didn’t expect people to really care. I mean, in the past, I would have kind of rolled my eyes if someone told me they were going to start eating only vegan food. It has now been 7 complete days since I gave up dairy and meat products. Ironically, I *gained* 6.5 pounds in the first 3 days (I can only guess that my body was in shock as it got rid of bad toxins) and my fat percentage went up by two percent. Since then, I’ve managed to drop 1-2 pounds, but in essence - so far… this new vegan way of eating has contributed to an unexpected weight gain. Not cool. I still haven’t told my personal consultant at Jenny Craig about my new lifestyle, which I should cause she’s left a million messages on my machine asking where I am and if I am ok. I suppose it’s time I talk to the folks at JC and see if they can help me transition and still maintain a diet WHILE going completely vegan. I am not giving up. I’m doing this for a serious cause and it means a great deal to me to maintain this. And I’ve spent, now, over $700 (in just a freaking week) on healthy food, condiments, snacks, drinks, etc. mostly cause I had no idea what I would like, so I bought a little of everything.

As far as the food itself, I’ve developed a taste for tofu (who knew?) and enjoy many meatless products, (still eating fruits and veggies, that part hasn’t changed), and dairy-less cheese. At first the fake cheese was really gross and I practically spit it out, but then I found another brand and it is sooo yummy. Sometimes it’s all about the brand. Soy milk has become my best friend (I like the original) and original rice milk is also very good. Soy Dream brand ice cream is fucking delicious. And vegan cookies, brownies, etc. Wow! Now I just have to learn how to turn it into a diet instead of just scarfing my face with food and stop telling myself that just cause it’s healthy doesn’t mean it’s fat-free. Apparently, I’m not eating in moderation (hell, it’s so good I just want to eat all day) so I have to cut back or at least alter a few things on my daily menu. The folks at JC can surely help with that. That’s what I pay them for.

So there’s only one mistake I made and it was last night. I bought a pack of veggies for steaming (broccoli, cauliflower, carrots) and it was one of those steamable microwavable things in the bag and I assumed they were just vegetables but there was a little butter in it and I didn’t realize it until after I ate it. And I had been reading ingredients SO CAREFULLY up until then. So I messed up a little by having the butter mixed in the bag. Next time I won’t get that and will steam regular vegetables without a bag and add my own dairyless margarine. I bought my first steamer and have yet to use it.

Lost in a Jigsaw
At Barnes n Noble (don’t tell my dad cause he works at Borders and he’ll freak if he knew I bought a product from his rival bookstore), I bought a jigsaw puzzle that is this cool maze. It won Puzzle of the Year last year and truly is challenging. All the pieces are shaped the same way, so they all fit each other. And the puzzle itself IS a maze and you can’t actually put the pieces together unless you know what direction you need to move. And although it comes with a photo of the maze, it’s still closed and intact. I’m the kind of person that won’t open the photo key unless I absolutely *have* to and I figure that since I’ve come this far, I may as well leave the photo key closed. Haven’t peaked at it once. It’s actually way more fun to do knowing I’m doing it without a photo or knowing how it’s supposed to come together.

Here is a photo of the unfinished puzzle:

Friendly kitty
John Holmes the Porn Cat loves me a little bit too much. He leaves his love marks all over my arms and hands. I clipped his nails shorter, but they still draw blood when he gets happy. I love how feisty he gets.

Here is a photo of his friendliness:

Thanks for the crystal lamp
I love the salt crystal lamp that Floralessence bought me. He also bought me another gift, which I love - and this lamp lights up the room so peacefully. One thing I love about Floralessence is that every Sunday, he gives me his weekly tithe, like people do at church. He’s been doing it every week for months and months and months and months. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s given over a thousand dollars in tithes and offerings. I truly am a blessed Goddess. Thank you for your kindness :)
Here is a photo of me with the lamp:



Love
Isabella
xxooxox

Just chillin’

Some new pics wearing my new brown boots (so comfy)…

Here I am playing with John Holmes the Porn Cat:

Gotta love boots on furniture (hey, it’s my house - I can do what I want):

Hanging out in front of the window:

Kisses!

Enjoying perfect weather:

I don’t get out much, so being out in the yard was a treat.

Love
Isabella
xooxox

Johnny on Video

Please welcome…

the one…

the only…

John Holmes the Porn Cat!

He’s so proud to make his fighting debut. He sleeps. He boxes. He bites. He pounces. He meows. And he makes me laugh hysterically. hahaa…. Watch and see! Oh yeah, and I used “the finger” too… it cracks me up watching it.

Anyone who thinks cats are boring hasn’t met my porn cat. Watch and see a dog trapped in a cat’s body!

Screenshots from video:


Watch the free 8 minute video titled “Catfight”

Enjoy :)
Love
Isabella
xoxoxo

Johnny’s foot fetish

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. John Holmes the Porn Cat has a foot fetish. Need proof?

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoox






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